when your mate is chatting someone up in a club and you insert yourself into their conversation, cockblocking and doing your mate a shitty.
by shadowedclouds April 6, 2024

I went to go toilet at a friends house. I needed to fart but knew I couldn’t as they was in the next room.
I used a piece of tissue to cover the bumwhole and stop the fart from coming out whilst peeing.
In this case the tissue was the insertical object.
Working like a butt plug but with out the inserting.
I used a piece of tissue to cover the bumwhole and stop the fart from coming out whilst peeing.
In this case the tissue was the insertical object.
Working like a butt plug but with out the inserting.
by Insertical101 October 8, 2021

Hym "Because you're not actually more mature, you're not more intelligent, and you're not BETTER. Your social skills are what get YOU laid. What gets YOU laid is spreading you legs for every fat cock you meet until you find one that's enough of a loser that he can't trade up. He's a fat cock but you're the best he can do and now I have to sit and listen to *insert sarcastic response* while a finger is wagged at me for BEING RIGHT. Your deserve it every time it happens you piece of shit."
by Hym Iam August 13, 2024

When you hang from a four post bed and your partner is waiting on the matress with hips arrayed skyward. Careful cause without proper aim it will lead to injury.
by Eldrin86 May 17, 2016

When I want to look at my definitions, the first menu that pops up from the catalog of random definitions is "Hello (Insert Handle Here)
by EL SEXO GRATIS December 20, 2023

by UncleTog March 1, 2023

by urban dictionary is 4chan January 26, 2022
