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self insert

when your mate is chatting someone up in a club and you insert yourself into their conversation, cockblocking and doing your mate a shitty.
by shadowedclouds April 6, 2024
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Insertical

An object that you use that doesn’t insert your body or item but still does the job
I went to go toilet at a friends house. I needed to fart but knew I couldn’t as they was in the next room.
I used a piece of tissue to cover the bumwhole and stop the fart from coming out whilst peeing.
In this case the tissue was the insertical object.

Working like a butt plug but with out the inserting.
by Insertical101 October 8, 2021
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*Insert sarcastic response*

YOU KNOW... You did it to every question I just asked.
Hym "Because you're not actually more mature, you're not more intelligent, and you're not BETTER. Your social skills are what get YOU laid. What gets YOU laid is spreading you legs for every fat cock you meet until you find one that's enough of a loser that he can't trade up. He's a fat cock but you're the best he can do and now I have to sit and listen to *insert sarcastic response* while a finger is wagged at me for BEING RIGHT. Your deserve it every time it happens you piece of shit."
by Hym Iam August 13, 2024
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aerial insertion

When you hang from a four post bed and your partner is waiting on the matress with hips arrayed skyward. Careful cause without proper aim it will lead to injury.
I tried an aerial insertion but aimed too high and took a knee in the balls.
by Eldrin86 May 17, 2016
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Hello (insert handle here)

The first thing you see when you click your account picture
When I want to look at my definitions, the first menu that pops up from the catalog of random definitions is "Hello (Insert Handle Here)
by EL SEXO GRATIS December 20, 2023
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operation beef insertion

going out to bars or clubs with the sole mission to have sex with someone
Its on gang, time for operation beef insertion.
by UncleTog March 1, 2023
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insert joke/sexual/opinon/dumb/ok definition here
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by urban dictionary is 4chan January 26, 2022
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