by FailedLab May 7, 2018
Get the Innocence Shieldmug. When someone is a perceived goody goody but actually knows quite a bit of adult content that even some non- "innocent" people don't. They are often virgins, although sometimes people actually doubt how they are one based on their semi-extensive knowledge. The difference between an "innocent" and a pure innocent is an "innocent" won't always need to ask questions about certain euphemisms, but pure innocents often flat-out don't know it's implied or don't know what a euphemism is.
I am so "innocent".
There is no way you are innocent.
That's why it's in quotes you doi because I'm innocent-not-really
True though.
There is no way you are innocent.
That's why it's in quotes you doi because I'm innocent-not-really
True though.
by Lil_Weirdo_ July 24, 2019
Get the Innocent-Not-Reallymug. 1. Someone who isn't guilty of a wrongdoing.
2. Someone who is simply blissfully unaware. Sometimes, this might be for the better.
2. Someone who is simply blissfully unaware. Sometimes, this might be for the better.
1. Phew, just managed to prove my defendant innocent!
2. Look at innocent Little Timmy about to click on that number 34...
2. Look at innocent Little Timmy about to click on that number 34...
by an extremely depressed bandu October 9, 2023
Get the innocentmug. 
The term you use when you feel intimately isolated and in need of physical affection, but forgot what being touched starved is
Tod: I’ve been feeling really innocent horny lately. I need a hug.
Hans: Sounds like you’re just touch starved.
Hans: Sounds like you’re just touch starved.
by TheKingofBeans December 2, 2021
Get the Innocent Hornymug. by AndreMontii September 15, 2022
Get the Innocentmug. The appearance of innocence despite being guilty of dilatory, seemingly innocuous, or passive actions to sabotage others.
That cashier just walked by me and asked that other woman for help. I'm not fooled by her vicious innocence.
Don't fall prey to vicious innocence. Your boss buys you a few trinkets, but delays providing you with training, even when you ask.
Our history teacher is loaded with vicious innocence. He calls Indian massacres, 'unfortunate'; slaves 'servants'; and uses 'allegedly' for any history that discredits his heroes.
Don't fall prey to vicious innocence. Your boss buys you a few trinkets, but delays providing you with training, even when you ask.
Our history teacher is loaded with vicious innocence. He calls Indian massacres, 'unfortunate'; slaves 'servants'; and uses 'allegedly' for any history that discredits his heroes.
by BellyGoat May 5, 2018
Get the vicious innocencemug.