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"I never saw that abbreviation before."
Used when you encounter some Internet acronym, especially if you can discern what it means even though you never saw it before.
Used when you encounter some Internet acronym, especially if you can discern what it means even though you never saw it before.
person 1: iswydt
person 2: instab
1: huh?
2: You're using shorthand for that insipid phrase "I see what you did there." I saw what you did there even though I hadn't seen that abbreviation before.
1: huh?
2: instab means "I never saw that abbreviation before."
person 2: instab
1: huh?
2: You're using shorthand for that insipid phrase "I see what you did there." I saw what you did there even though I hadn't seen that abbreviation before.
1: huh?
2: instab means "I never saw that abbreviation before."
by Onomarchus December 10, 2008
Get the instab mug.It's Not Easy Being A Man
1) Get up everyday and deal with crap: no one gives you a pat on the back, you are always responsible, everyone looks to you for advice, you have to run the world, run your house, take care of your family, you have to walk the dog, take out the trash, you always have to pay, you are always wrong and you can never do anything right.
2) Society expects many things out of you and then when you mess up society comes down on you. You have to go to work and put in 100% - cause you are responsible for all the bills so you can't get fired. You have to come home and give your kids attention – cause if you don’t they will be come hypersexual criminals. You have to say “yes” to everything your wife says – cause you can’t do anything right anyways and no matter what you say she won’t be happy. Where's the excel report, sorry no bonus this year, fix the sink, sign a check, kill this bug, take me to soccer, meet my boyfriend, why don’t you buy me flowers any more?
3) The new FML
1) Get up everyday and deal with crap: no one gives you a pat on the back, you are always responsible, everyone looks to you for advice, you have to run the world, run your house, take care of your family, you have to walk the dog, take out the trash, you always have to pay, you are always wrong and you can never do anything right.
2) Society expects many things out of you and then when you mess up society comes down on you. You have to go to work and put in 100% - cause you are responsible for all the bills so you can't get fired. You have to come home and give your kids attention – cause if you don’t they will be come hypersexual criminals. You have to say “yes” to everything your wife says – cause you can’t do anything right anyways and no matter what you say she won’t be happy. Where's the excel report, sorry no bonus this year, fix the sink, sign a check, kill this bug, take me to soccer, meet my boyfriend, why don’t you buy me flowers any more?
3) The new FML
Mr. Smith: I’ll take the check please. ::$350::
Mrs. Smith: I can’t believe you want me to go to your parents house tomorrow when I thought we were going to spend the day just you and me!!
Mr. Smith: Huh?
Mrs. Smith: I DON’T WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS ANYMORE. TAKE ME HOME. I'M GOING TO SLEEP!
Mr. Smith: ::INEBAM::
Barack Obama
Mrs. Smith: I can’t believe you want me to go to your parents house tomorrow when I thought we were going to spend the day just you and me!!
Mr. Smith: Huh?
Mrs. Smith: I DON’T WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS ANYMORE. TAKE ME HOME. I'M GOING TO SLEEP!
Mr. Smith: ::INEBAM::
Barack Obama
by PRZman.com November 6, 2010
Get the INEBAM mug.When someone withholds their feces for days at a time, building up pressure. Finally, when the person must Excrete Fecal mater -- they are done within a matter of seconds.
1) Fred didn't turd for thirteen days; when he finally ran into the bathroom, the janitor's were in awe of his seven pound "Dookie"
2)
John:"Brb dude."
Jake: "Allright"
John: (Thirteen seconds later) Back.
Jake: Legit homie, what were you doing?
John: Insta-dumping is the new timesaver for me. :)
2)
John:"Brb dude."
Jake: "Allright"
John: (Thirteen seconds later) Back.
Jake: Legit homie, what were you doing?
John: Insta-dumping is the new timesaver for me. :)
by petar113507 March 7, 2009
Get the Insta-Dump mug.The act of obtaining the phone number of a female that you have never personally met, spitting game, and eventually meeting and having sexual intercourse with her. Some believe that this is much more satisfying than actually meeting someone and having a one night stand. It also makes for a great story.
Me: (sends picture of hot girl to friend)
Friend: who is that
Me: this chick I've been talking to that I'm going to hopefully instabang very soon.
Friend: who is that
Me: this chick I've been talking to that I'm going to hopefully instabang very soon.
by @meedy_baby follow April 26, 2014
Get the Instabang mug.Insta-goth is when someone who wears things like jeans and shirts from stores like wal-mart, and other stores of the mainstream likes, and goes into a store like hot topic and come out a completely different person, and completely different in dress. This is also known as Mall goth, but just because you wear things like tripp doesn't always make you a Mall goth, Hot topic isn't a poser store, it just happens that alot of posers tend to shop there.
BOB: dude, that guy just went in there and came out completely different.
Frank:leave him alone, he is probably an Insta-Goth.
Frank:leave him alone, he is probably an Insta-Goth.
by Cybrax September 25, 2009
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