13 Inch Grinch

It was a cold Christmas night and I went out to wee. so I took out my wiener and let is wee. but then I felt a tender grip. I screamed and shouted as the grinch sucked my dick. he fucked me hard as hard as he could with his long long tender wood. I will always regret that midnight wizz but no one will here me shout for my mouth is filled with jizz. This is the legend of the 13 Inch Grinch.

Man, you look like the 13 Inch Grinch met with you last night!

by Fat Moon March 9, 2018

itchy ass syndrome

the sweaty, itchy, cheesy feeling between your ass cheeks which usually occurs from sweating or not wiping your ass good enough. In other words, give it a second wipe.

About 5 mins after taking a dump I started to obtain itchy ass syndrome.

by Knobert August 29, 2006

Itchy Shirt Syndrome

The feeling you get after you get a haircut, and the small hairs fall down into your shirt and cause major itching. Cured only by a hot shower.

Guy #1: Having fun scratching yourself over there?

Guy #2: Sorry dude I just got a haircut, it's Itchy Shirt Syndrome

by The Count Of Pussy Fisto April 4, 2010

itchy

illegal gun;street fire arm.

man da popo's stopped me and tried to put ah itchy on me.

by dnyn da truth December 19, 2004

Inch Worm

Referring to a guy with a small dick.

Check out Johnny's inch worm.

by Dano November 25, 2004

Inches

What girls say to other girls with long hair

Keke:why tamia mom let her get a sew in?
Lysha:girl that’s real hair
Keke:dangggg she got inches!

by Tamia.luvs.2pac October 29, 2017

itchy lava

The feeling a teenage boy gets when he is about to ejaculate all over the place

"Damn man, itchy lava feels so good"

by sss83001 March 15, 2017