Forward-talking

When your parents talk to you, but if you try to respond they yell at you for back-talking them.

Mom: That’s it you’re grounded!
You: but I didn’t do anything-
Mom: Don’t back talk me!!
You: It wouldn’t be back talking if you didn’t start forward-talking to me first

Friend 1: dude what happened?
Friend 2: My mom was forward-talking to me yesterday and she smacked me for trying to respond
Friend 1: yikes

by SapphicAsh July 13, 2021

Fast Forward

Having to skip past the boring part of a porn video to get to the good part.

I wish women would stop wearing clothes in porn videos. We always fast forward to the naked scenes anyway. Just be naked from the start!

by Publius0987 August 3, 2025

Forward Gamer

An epic Minecraft YouTuber who has a very inconsistent YouTube schedule who you should subscribe to

Joe: Have you heard of Forward Gamer?
Sans: Yeah, he makes good content but cant ever upload.

by Not trying to self advertise May 9, 2020

target forward

A bench warmer that doesn’t have a real position on the team

I’m a target forward

by Huh I like Milk May 17, 2019

Forward Philosophy

directional philosophy developed fully acknowledging the possibility of undergoing a philosophic pursuit in an objective state of mind, as well developed as possible in every different aspect containing the sub-disciplines in philosophy. A direction developed with every tool, techne’, and school being eclectically accounted for in their chosen merits.

I always tend to use forward philosophy as a direction when writing a new technique in philosophy.

by Kevin P. Olson July 29, 2022

Forward middle finger

Sign of love and effection

Hey babe (forward middle finger).
Love you too babe

by Nothankhewgleh March 19, 2021

plant forward

A pretentious snob that does not want to be associated with vegans but is in fact a vegan.

“Sorry can you remove the meat on that”
“Are you vegan?”
“Am I what, no no sorry I prefer plant forward”

by Judgeyjudy May 20, 2022