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A Monstrous Massive Inexorable Force That Crushes Whatever Is In Its Path
Immane Juggernaut is going to destroy your feeble server.
by Raven January 9, 2004
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Iran

A once great nation, crippled by Islam and its backward ape-like belief system. Controlled by a complete cunt of a dictator, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, who I can only assume is in league with satan. Given the chance I'd shoot him in the face myself.
by mockofoil March 31, 2007
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Iran

The country which will not be invaded by the USA since, unlike Iraq, Iran has a missile range which can reach Europe, and a modern radar and communications system not to mention approximately an army, including both conventional and revolutionary personnel, of about 750,000 strong. Furthermore attacking Iran, the third largest oil producing country in the world, would dramatically increase oil prices. Notice that Iraq, despite having such a low production of oil, was able to increase the price of oil dramatically. The government also contributes to the stability of Afghanistan, Iraq, and virtually the entire eastern portion of the Near East. So any attack would compromise everything hat the USA tried to do in Afghanistan and Iraq.

Furthermore, it has been historically shown that any empire that tries to conquer the modern day Iran either losses control of it in about a hundred years, gets destroyed by Iranians, or eventually is taken over by Iranian administrators since the guys who have conquered Iran do not have a clue about running the governments. And given the current case of Iraq, the USA certainly falls under that category.

Furthermore, if the USA attacks Iran, a country with three times the land and populous of Iraq, would very dangerously stretch US forces too thin to effectively engage in an actual threat from another country.
Iran will not be next country attacked unless the entire US representative and military personnel are complete idiots. Therefore, it will most probably happen ;).
by cyrus III May 8, 2005
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Imani

Damn bro! You hitting that? I heard Imani got that good ass pussy
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Immanuel

Great and amazing guy. Excellent with the ladies. Sexy, handsome, and cute. Always knows how to win a girl over. Very charismatic, Really smart, funny, romantic, talented, stubborn, kind of annoying, but overall a really cool guy. Makes a really great friend, but makes an even better boyfriend. You would be really lucky to know an Immanuel.
Girl 1: Immanuel is so sexy
Girl 2: I know right? He's so f***ing sexy
Girl 1: I bet he makes a great boyfriend
Girl 2: tell me about it
by I_Look_Like_Janet_Jackson January 7, 2019
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Iman

Iman?! Well you know him right?!๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
You don't?! Come on! The iman! The sexiest man alive!!! Haven't you heard of him?! You're joking right?!๐Ÿ™ˆ

โ˜บ๏ธ well , so , lets talk science!

U all know him as a phoenix , an immortal being among the humans , the ideal superior man of the future who could rise above conventional Christian morality to create and impose his own values
You can see him in the male form on this planet , and if you do , consider the probability that you are the luckiest creature on this planet
He's being defined as his name , a phoenix , turning to ashes and born again in all-new form rising above to reshape the planet over and over again
He hates names and shapes , and he prefers to live in the shadows away from this planet's eyes
He has too many faces , bearded , moustached , and a cute form that you may know as "goosht" with no facial hair at all
Well , if you know him , know this , he doesn't care what you are , the only thing that he cares is who you are and what you try to be

See?you knew him!right?๐Ÿ˜Š
We have a hulk!
Well , we have an Iman! So , back off!๐Ÿ˜Ž
by anonymous nomad August 18, 2018
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Imani

the DOPEST way of doing things.
did you see that shot he made? NOTHIN but IMANI!!!

WOW you got all A's? That's so Imani!
by imani tsunami February 6, 2008
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