Tori-ing is a verb, meaning to stalk, obsess over and micromanage someone's life, much like overly attached girlfriend, except you can literally just be friends and get Tori'd by someone.
"Hey, why did Dave and Amanda break up?"
"Man, you didn't hear? She started Tori-ing him real hard. Keyed his car for working late."
"I think that girl likes me."
"NO, dude, not her. You would get Tori'd so hard."
"Man, you didn't hear? She started Tori-ing him real hard. Keyed his car for working late."
"I think that girl likes me."
"NO, dude, not her. You would get Tori'd so hard."
by Yesitsaboutyou May 24, 2022
The sexual act is based upon the 'Splashing around' Pokemon Magikarp.
Magikarping or to Magikarp a person, is for one to continue sex until the moment in which you are to ejactulate, at which moment you must pull and and flop your penis in the pool of sperm you have just released upon the partner, whilst shouting 'Magikarp-karp-karp' and like Magikarp noises
It can be seen as a legendary act if carried out and a humiliation to the victim
Magikarping or to Magikarp a person, is for one to continue sex until the moment in which you are to ejactulate, at which moment you must pull and and flop your penis in the pool of sperm you have just released upon the partner, whilst shouting 'Magikarp-karp-karp' and like Magikarp noises
It can be seen as a legendary act if carried out and a humiliation to the victim
Magikarp-ing a girl -
Have sex until
*about to cum*
Pull out
Cum on Belly
Flop Penis into the pool of Cum
Shout like a Magikarp
Have sex until
*about to cum*
Pull out
Cum on Belly
Flop Penis into the pool of Cum
Shout like a Magikarp
by azay May 07, 2011
Stop everyone-ing in this channel!
Hey tom, did you see that guy everyone-ing early? Can ban you him?
Hey tom, did you see that guy everyone-ing early? Can ban you him?
by SonarchyWatchTheif April 24, 2017
by YouDidntKnowWhatItMeantDidYou July 22, 2014
"I really wanted to return my jeans, but the sales clerk was obstacle-ing me."
or
"I knew the project needed to go forward, but my supervisor was obstacle-ing me with all her micromanagement."
or
"I knew the project needed to go forward, but my supervisor was obstacle-ing me with all her micromanagement."
by Gabrielle Bunker January 19, 2007
by Matayas April 03, 2020
The act of laying on the ground, arms by your side, while another person stands over the individual on the ground. This act is a reinactment of a knockout perpetrated by a young 12-14 year old male delivered on an older man. Derived from the fact that a "joey" means a young baby- the act of getting knocked out by one of these young "joey's" is joe-ing.
Dude that 14 year old just knocked out that old man, let's get a picture of that guy on the ground joe-ing
by 55rectory May 18, 2013