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on the right side of horizontal

to still be alive as opposed to being dead
dude ' I'm still on the right side of horizontal so its going good
by surfmazer December 8, 2017
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horizontal charleston

Horisontal Charleston, slang for sex
Hey baby wanna get in bed and do the horizontal charleston
by Unfunded2.2 August 8, 2023
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Horizontal Peeing

Laying down flat on the toilet to pee. Usually necessary due to a boner, because you’re not sure about your aim, or you’re bored with standard peeing strategies.
- James: "I saw Zac Efron horizontal peeing in the trailer for that movie That Awkward Moment and decided to give it a try."
- Mike: "How'd it go?"
- James: "Good. I touched the water.”
by the fuuuuck? January 8, 2014
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horizontal mombo

kid 1: dude what did you two do last night?
kid 2: we did the horizontal mombo for about 2 hours
by jonnable June 12, 2003
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Bring Me The Horizon

Quite simply, they are the most disgraceful excuse for music the world has ever witnessed in the metal music genre.

All those with common sense will realize that Bring Me The Horizon is a pathetic excuse for 'deathcore' or 'metal'. Even then, many will struggle to even call it neither 'metal' or 'deathcore.

The band itself comprises of utter failures. The band only receives attention via their lead singer, Oli Sykes. He is praised by millions upon millions of unintelligent emo and scenester chicks who think he is "t0talllly hawt <3".

All guy fans are also obviously scenesters and praise Oli once again for his apparent vocal talent which appears completely non-existent to the those without tone death problems.

Bring Me The Horizon's fans have a high chance of not knowing jack-shit about any band member except for Oli. For further proof of the scenester chicks and tone-death scenester men, simply check the bands Myspace page comment's box.

One final issue is the criticism. Simply googling reviews of Bring Me The Horizon will behold plentiful results where heavy metal critics detest the band and point out the band's lack of talent, especially in the area of guitar riffs.

So please, do yourself a favour, avoid Bring Me The Horizon/BMTH and hate them with a passion whilst trying to convert their scenester fans to the truth and the lack of talent possessed by BMTH.
Male Scenester: I love Bring Me The Horizon!!!

Person: Really? I didn't know you love cock.

Example Two:
Female Scenester: I love Oli Sykes!!!

Person: Really? I didn't know you loved pussy.
by Spence7 May 15, 2009
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Horizontal Kartwheel

When you are going down on someone and aren't getting shit back so you force them into the 69 position by quickly and sneakishly swinging your legs around so you can plant your genitals right on their face--keeping your mouth in tact at all times. Practice makes perfect.
"The other night she was hosting a clam bake so I decided to horizontal kartwheel and plant my shit right in her face"
by ticky ticky KiMSHaDY June 10, 2008
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Horizontal Hippity Dippity

The Nasty, Hoochie Coochie, fooling around, intercourse, the birds and the bees, intimacy, lovemaking, mating, and nooky
So when trying to have "The Talk" with your mother. When she breaks out the old school Horizontal Hippity Dippity you should be afraid, and walk out of the room. In other words "The Nasty!"
by your mothers words February 23, 2010
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