hoover twat

A vagina that inhales anything and everything.

you have a hoover twat, sucking down any penis around the vicinity

by cnicoleee September 3, 2010

Snort Hoovering

Snort Hoovering: The act of throwing cocaine or other substances into the air and sucking it up as fast as you can with your nose.

Person 1:So, Jenny was out at a party this weekend and the bitch wasted most of my coke on Snort Hoovering!

Person 2: WTF is Snort Hoovering?!

Person 1: I dunno. Bitch made it up. She throws it up into the air and snorts as much as she can.

Person 2: Shit dude!

by PrincePuck. March 8, 2009

hoover dam

while a woman is performing fellatio on a male and before the male feels that he is going to bust he grabs a large blund object (which he hid nearby prior to the act)and knocks out the woman. he then proceeds and finishes in her mouth however because the woman is knocked out the substance stays in her mouth and dries up creating a blockage.

woman: (awakengin to bruise on her head) "wow what happened last night?"

maid: "senor nicholas gave you a hoover damn, also we need more lemon pledge"

by blahblahblah1234654542 July 6, 2011

Herbert Hoover

(noun) The product of one man shitting on another man's stomach adding an assortment of unspecified spices followed by a brisk session of anal sex.

That guy smells like he got a Herbert Hoover last night.

by Dante Valentine May 2, 2006

Hoover Vacuum

When a guy ejaculates in a someone's belly button and sucks it out.

I was on my period so my boyfriend totally hoover vacuumed me.

by teachmehowtodouche December 13, 2010

hoover lips

A person with a set of lips that resemble a vacuum cleaner.
A cocksucker that can attach thier lips to a dick with the force
of shop vac.
A woman who can cause instant ejaculation just by placing her
ample lips around a cock.

I just got the blowjob of a lifetime from hoover lips.

by jsd9632 August 14, 2012

Hoover Blowjob

Derren's favourite fetish.

I gave my dad a hoover blowjob.

by Derren memey penis May 29, 2018