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Homoerotic Asphyxiation

Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation that occurs while watching gay pornography or while participating in a homosexual act.
Kevin: Dude did you hear about Shawn?
Martin: No, was he doing some of that homoerotic asphyxiation shit again?
Kevin: Yeah dude he died cuz he couldn't breath during that orgy for people with weird fetishes.
Martin: Wow, that sucks.
by Billboard Baggins September 10, 2014
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big hooters

tigg'ol bitties
dude 1: "nice big hooters"
dude 2: "some TIGG'OL BITTIES!!!!!"
by TRICKI33 August 17, 2011
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Homotry

To act or speak in a way that is peppered with "ghey" slang and innuendo.

To show fondness for terms that refer phallic objects.
I just got done talking to Unicron - I was barraged by a siege of homotry.
by Mast of the obvious December 10, 2003
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homogeriatripheliac

Having an attraction to elderly people of the same sex.
Devon suddenly discovered that he was attracted to the old man on the corner. "I must be a homogeriatripheliac!," he proclaimed.
by Juan Corazon July 1, 2009
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homoerotersizem

The spelling of the word homo-eroticism by Bill and Ben from Pulp Sport
We're a little cocerned about the overt homoerotersizem in tonight's episode. That, and our spelling of homoerotersizem.
by doglitbug September 19, 2009
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Homotextual

the act of one Male friend to constantly text another Male friend for the express purpose of 'saying Hi' or to merely see how another Male friend is doing. This egregious act by a Male friend undermines the "Bro Code" by attempting to replicate a spousal relationship between the two Male friends
Guy 1: Hey Buddy
Guy 2: Hey, what's up?

Guy 1: Just thought I would say Hi

Guy 2: Hi

Guy 1: How's your day going?
Guy 2: Why do you have to act so Homotextual all the time?!? if you keep it up then I am going to break your fingers so you can't text me anymore

Guy 1: I don't even know who you are anymore? You are just so mean
by Billy BottleService January 4, 2011
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homotextual

Someone aroused by messaging people of their own sex
Bill gets sexually aroused by messaging only men on his phone. He is believed to be a homotextual.
by Character Before Category March 18, 2012
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