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Holden

The single best car manufacturer in the world.
For owners hate them because they've always been better and more reliable then fords.
"Yo that ford just got gapped"
"Yeah no shit I was racing a Holden Commodore"
by HoldenLover February 12, 2022
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holden michael billiot

Someone who is very hot.He is hot from head to toe.He is the best friend you can have.
Me:Holden Michael Billiot is so hot.
by geuis November 25, 2017
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Holden

Holden is the best type of person, Holden's are leader by nature and perfect in every way shape, and form. Holden gets all the women and all of them would be lucky to have a Holden. Holden's extremely smart and gets straight A's in school. They also have an average penis size of 8 - 16 Inches.
Hot girl: OMG I LOVE HOLDEN I WANT HIM SO BAD
Other Hot Girl: NO HE'S MINE
Both: Fight For Holden
by Bigman Mitchell September 1, 2022
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Holden

a man who is not afraid to tell you to go fuck yourself or say very depraved things.
HOLDENHOLDEN
by God_Of_Pizza May 3, 2022
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William Holden’s Law

(epigraph) AKA “Holden’s Law” is when bad timing, a lack of patience, or a combination of the two result in a conflict of which dealer to buy from.
The most common example of William Holden’s Law is When your regular guy hasn’t gotten back to you in like, an hour, so you text your other guy you reach out to only when your regular is out of town, and you know his stuffs not as good, but your desperate as fuck so you say “sure”.
They respond instantly and say “come on through”, but as soon as your on the way out the door, your regular homie says “I’ll be home in 5, come on by”.
by PootMcToots October 15, 2021
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Holden Janzen

Holden Janzen is the kind of person that could literally kill someone with obnoxiousness. They tend to migrate south and overstay their welcome. They act as a pest to other people their age who are actually above 100 pounds. However, almost all of their actions are laughable so this slightly dampens the fact that they are overwhelming damaging the mental and emotional stability of the people forced to be around them daily. Also suck at running.
I bet that new Holden Janzen kid is a big buckeyes fan.

I really feel like Holden Janzen can win this race...sike you thought boy!
by Thorin the Dog March 31, 2019
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Pulling a Holden

Become mentally and physical handicapped from a small or minor accident
Fred was pulling a Holden when he fell down the stairs which put him in the hospital for a month with life threatening injuries.
by Hjb999 June 8, 2022
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