Holden

HOLDEN DEEZ NUTZ!!!!!!!!!!

Person 1: Do you know Holden?
Person 2: No, who is it?
Person 1: HOLDEN DEEZ NUTZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Anonymoose 360 NO SCOPE 69420 March 7, 2022

Holden Hands

Refers to either:

(1) What a starry-eyed bachelor loves doin' wif all da pretty girls whom he meets in Bangor-Brewer's southeastern satellite-town.

(2) A caring-hearted group of community volunteers in said twin-city suburb.

I love helping da less-privileged and physically/emotionally-infirm members of da human race, so I signed up wif Holden Hands. Da work was indeed totally satisfying and rewarding; da only prob was dat whenever I was paired wif one or more cutie-chick volunteers to perform community-assistance tasks, I always wanted to just "cuddle 'n' snuggle" wif said friendly adorable blinky-eyed damsels all day, and so we'd never get any work done --- kinda difficult to do much of anything when a marshmallow-hearted guy is cradling you on his lap, cooingly interlacing his fingers wif yers, and savoringly flexing yer toes and kneading yer arches and heels. Fortunately we were able to brainstorm a solution dat was palatable for all parties --- da lovely ladies smilingly agreed to let me rub their pretty feet during our lunch hours (oh, they loved "holden hands" wif me, too, of course --- da reason dat they were giving me access to just their tootsies during dat period was merely so dat their hands would be free to maneuver their food to their mouths), and then sit wif me after da workday was done for more misty-eyed foot-massages and hand-holding. So my being able to always gleefully look forward to said extremities-sharing delights kept me contented and happy throughout da workday, and thus allowed us all to perform our assigned duties without interruption.

by QuacksO March 1, 2023

holden tudix

I'ts what it sounds like, (Holding two dicks)

ya holden tudix in ya hand

by Holden Tudix the 3rd October 4, 2022

Holden

Holden, the super tall soccer/basketball boy I’m in love with. The boy I make eye contact With every day. The boy that make me wanna cry when I know I can’t have him. Holden is the one and only for me

Wow Paige gets Holden? She’s lucky!

by Pick me Paige January 7, 2022

Bonnie and Holden

Bonnie and Holden. 2 weird ass motherfuckers. Both in the mafia. Both capos. They are the shit. Usually seen in a strip club. Both look insanely gay.

Bonnie and Holden are the best

by Dhdhsjhs January 15, 2022

Holden

a man who is not afraid to tell you to go fuck yourself or say very depraved things.

HOLDENHOLDEN

by God_Of_Pizza May 3, 2022

holdenating

when a girl who's parents have lots of money accuses someone of rape, then later in life becomes class president but still no one likes her because she is a snob

Dude that rebecca is definately holdenating.

by swag on white November 9, 2009