Battle of Hastings

The achievement of any sex act that results in the female partner screaming or declaring, "Hey! That stings!"

"Hey Josh, did you nail that bette last night?"
"Not only! I also won the 'Battle of Hastings' when I slammed a dry citrus reamer up her ass!"
"Dude, that is powerful excellent to hear!!"

by Billy Beck O'Hannity March 31, 2010

hitting myself off

Hitting myself off involves the act of self satisfaction. It most commonly involves material, spiritual or substance induced gratification. To hit oneself off usually involves, but is not limited to, the ingestion of marijuana substance and a delicious meal. However, one can hit oneself off in various ways.

Hitting myself off is often used in this context...."Wow that blunt and clam chowder really hit me off at the Rt. 44 Diner on the way to Keuka."

by The Body May 30, 2006

Hastings Middle School

A dumbass school full of dumbass people. Only people with shit for brains would ever set foot in HMS.

Asshole- hey wanna go to Hastings Middle School?
guy 2- why in the hell would I do that? Hastings is for fags

by awesomejonser12345 October 1, 2011

Hitting the bag

Inhailing medically vaporized plant material that is stored in a bag. Volcano vaporizers use a bag for storage and delivery of the medicals. To vaporize.

Yo john you hitting the bag? I think I'm hitting the bag and then doing some work.

by Reed Vander Schaaf2 March 25, 2007

Hastings College

A small, private liberal arts college in South Central Nebraska.
A bastian of semi-liberalism in the middle of a red state. Mainly made up of kids from the suburbs of Omaha, Denver and Kansas City.

I went to Hastings College, got a B.A. in History and so I kind of feel obligated to go to Grad School.

by Kid Zero January 28, 2009

Hitting the fire

~A statement used when a person has the ability to rip a bong with such skill and speed that when the lighter is used, they only need to use it very briefly.
~To get completely blazed as fast as you can

Jefferson: Hey man, look at him rip that bong!!
Peterson: S**t, he's ripping it like a B**ch
Jefferson: He's hitting the Fire.
Peterson: Amen.

by MashMaster December 16, 2010

Hitting Snakes

The art of masturbating usually performed in the shower

Boy 1. How was your Shower?
Boy 2. Iwas hitting snakes! it was mean :)

by Henzzzzzzzzzzz August 15, 2012