hitchslvr

one of my fave mutuals, theyre hot and cool af

“ hitchslvr is one of hitchdr3yse’s fave mutuals because theyre so kind and nice”

by hitchdr3yse February 25, 2021

ball hitch

A ball-shaped metal attachment used to attach a trailer or some other item for towing purposes.

Boy i tell yeu whut. . 'at gal could suck th'chrome offa ball hitch.

by joe bob mccracken April 1, 2004

Siamese Hitch Hiking

A sexual practice in which both partners simultaneously insert their thumbs into each others' rectums.

"I was having sex with my girlfriend, and then she wanted to try siamese hitch hiking."

by meaniedevilface September 3, 2012

get hitched

To get married

I never thought you'd get hitched. Who's the lucky lady?

by LadyN April 3, 2017

Toe Hitch

When a man with abnormally large big toes inserts one into another mans asshole.

Sometimes toe hitching is used to successfully push hemerroids back in.

Jeff toe hitched Ray in the pool.

by Toasty Faggot July 8, 2018

Crusty Hitchhiker

In the act of a blowjob, the giver inserts their thumb into the receivers anus. This is done in a classical hitchhiker motion.

My girl was giving me a Crusty Hitchhiker. When she was she held up thumb and I said “that’s doo doo baby!”

by DoctorRicklez March 25, 2021

A Hitchhiker

(Noun) To anally fist a woman with one's thumb extended fully up, as if hitchhiking.*

*(The main difference between this and other 'definitions' of this term is that with a true 'Hitchhiker' the fist and upright thumb must be fully inserted. This is not a 'Shocker'.)

'Goddamn, dude, are you going to give me a hitchhiker or what? I can't get off on your weak-ass shockers.'

by Dr Bishop August 10, 2021