Happenis

It means that you are happy by dick.

My mom: You know what this dick fills me with? HAPPENIS.

by *Jorge* September 17, 2020

Pix or it didnt happen

To Blame someone of not having enough proof to back up what they are saying, FUNNY AS HELL TO SAY!

I had sex last night!

PIX OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN NOOB!

by Tomisvictorious December 22, 2009

Crazy Random Happen Stance

An unbelievable coincidence which may or may not be truly random. Origins: random happening or circumstance.

Dr. Horrible: Hey, isn't this weird? I ordered one frozen yogurt and they gave me two. You don't happen to like frozen yogurt do you?
Penny: I love it!
Dr. Horrible: You're kidding. What a crazy random happen stance!

by Supernova4 March 8, 2011

I can see how that happened

Something to say when you see a gorgeous woman pushing a baby stroller or carrying a child. It's considered a subtle way of pointing out a hottie in the vicinity.

Opposite of I can't see how that happened.

First example:
Guy #1: Look at that MILF over there!
Guy #2: I can see how that happened.

Second example:
Guy #1: Blah blah blah blah blah.
Guy #2: (nods in a direction) I can see how that happened.
Guy #1: Oh yeah, totally.

by Roll Here Eggo July 10, 2009

See what had happen was

Commonly used when trying to explain somethin that had resulted from wrong doing, or forgetfulness or somethin thats just really hard to explain or not wanting to be explained.

Parent: Y aint the dishes done?

Child: Well see what had happen was!(pause) 106 and park was on!

or:

Husband: Y iz u late comin home?

wifey: ummm See what had happen was (pause) I got lost!

by BabyBunny08 February 22, 2009

shit happens

Better list of religious versions:

Taoism Shit happens.
Confucianism Confucius say, "Shit happens."
Buddhism If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
Zen Buddhism What is the sound of shit happening?
Hinduism This shit happened before.
Mormonism This shit is going to happen again.
Islam If shit happens, it is the Will of Allah.
Stoicism This shit is its own reward.
Protestantism Let this shit happen to someone else.
Calvinism Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.
Pentecostalism In Jesus' name, heal this shit!
Catholicism Shit happens because you deserve it.
Judaism Why does this shit always happen to us?
Zoroastrianism Shit happens half the time.
Marxism This shit is going to hit the fan.
Atheism No shit.
Seventh Day Adventist No shit on Saturdays.
Existentialism Absurd shit.
Agnosticism What is this shit?
Nihilism Who gives a shit?
Deconstruction Shit happens in hegemonic meta-narratives.
Christian Science Shit is in your mind.
Moonies Only happy shit really happens.
Jehovah's Witnesses Knock, Knock, shit happens.
Scientology Shit happens on page 152 of Dianetics by L. Ron Hubbard
Hare Krishna Shit happens, Rama Rama.
Hedonism There's nothing like a good shit happening.
Rastafarianism Let's smoke this shit.

A fictitious explanation of the origin of this phrase occurs in the 1994 movie Forrest Gump. During his capricious run, an enthusiastic fan running alongside him points out to Forrest that he has just stepped in a pile of dog feces. When Forrest replies, "It happens," the fan replies, "What, shit?", to which Forrest replies, "Sometimes". The fan is then unwittingly inspired to create the "Shit Happens" bumper sticker. wikipedia

by Minthos September 5, 2010

what happened next

Click bait to get you to go to the story.

He decapitated his entire family, including his grandparents, but what happened next will truly shock you.

by PBSPinchback June 18, 2015