Hinternet

The terrifying underbelly of the world wide web, full of secret codes, conspiricists, militants, perverts and the government.

Dude, I was surfing the web last night, and I found this crazy site buried way deep in the Hinternet that lists every object in America owned by a mixed-race person. Dude, how sweet is that?

by Jon Protas October 10, 2007

Hinjew

A Hindu who is known for their shady business dealings and financial fraud. Typically Gujarati.

Investor 1: "This sounds a little too good to be true, do you think we should risk it?"

Investor 2: "Nah his last name is Patel I think he's a Hinjew."

by Mocha01 March 1, 2022

duncan hines

Baking cakes, a.k.a, avoiding your friends in order to homebody it with your girlfriend, or do otherwise undesirable tasks your friends would look down upon in order to impress your girlfriend.

Dave basically works at Duncan Hines with the amount of time he is spending with his girlfriend.

by Brad Plaza December 24, 2007

Hindenleslie

The rediclous claim of a desperate womaniser impatient for intercourse (see leslie).
The male may be so drunk or desperate he will lie to an unbelievable level to claim his prize.
(See leslie mobile, leslie copter and leslie cave)
Hindenleslie is a play on the original airship, the hindenburg. A marvel of the modern world only it failed on its maiden voyage and ended up crashing and burning.
It also mirrors a familyguy episode where peter rushes to the Hindenpeter.

Friends mock- "quickly, to the Hindenleslie!" (style of batman and robin)

He was that far gone he said he would take her to his private island he bought on the coast of Dubi, he even said hed fly there in the hindenleslie!

by ally anderson June 2, 2008

hiney chocolate

anal excrement, A.K.A. poop

Girls don't poop, they make chocolate with their hineys. Some call this "hiney chocolate."

by monseiur boche October 28, 2010

hinged hair

When a guy who is balding tries to comb his hair over the bald area and then it flips up when the wind hits it.

Oh look at the guy there with the hinged hair. He is walking backward, but his hair still flips over.

by Big Tom August 9, 2006

Hindenberg

After finishing protected sex the male urinates in a condom and fills it to blimp sized proportion. Then when she turns around the male spins it over his head yelling Hindenberg. If it pops you yell "Oh the humanity" IF it does not... Run like hell

After we did it, I showed her the Hindenberg. It was great.

by Poop tits October 21, 2008