hickenson

Someone from the suburbs who believes they are a redneck

Todd: did you see him today? He is a country boy!! He was mudding in a 4x4 and fishing at the local park.

Ross: nah. He's not actually a redneck, he's just a hickenson
Todd: ohh I didn't realize

by Rlboat May 17, 2016

Toilet Hickey

The red ring that imprints itself around your ass when you sit on the toilet for too long.

Man 1: "Dave, why are you walking funny?"
Man 2: "Had to take a lengthy dump, and now my underwear's rubbing against my toilet hickey"

by Russell H October 3, 2009

windshield hickey

The round suction cup mark that a gps leaves on the inside of the windshield.

I let Helen borrow my car for her trip to New Jersey and the little bitch left me with a windshield hickey.

by DrPhil August 4, 2011

Ambush Hickey

Similar to a conventional hickey, except the suckee is not aware the sucker is applying suction until it is too late, and the deed has been done. Frequently occurs because the suckee is in the throes of passion and does not notice what is happening. Ambush Hickey may be placed either in a highly visible or hidden location, depending upon the intentions of the sucker.

She was so into what I was doing that she didn't notice the Ambush Hickey I applied to her {cleavage}. The next day she discovered the mark, and she had to wear a turtleneck for the next week.

by jbszee February 5, 2013

earl hickey

Earl Hickey is the main character in the Tv Show "My Name is Earl"

Earl Hickey: You know the kind of guy who does nothing but bad things and then wonders why his life sucks? Well, that was me. Every time something good happened to me, something bad was always waiting round the corner: Karma. That’s when I realized that I had to change, so I made a list of everything bad I’ve ever done and one by one I’m gonna make up for all my mistakes. I’m just trying to be a better person. My Name is Earl.

by Zaphod Memelebrox May 23, 2016

Lake Hick

A person who takes 77 different medications for Acne.
Has never talked to a girl in his life.
Definition of a bitch

Did u see Lake Hick get rejected by that ugly girl.

by Phat hoe 111 November 8, 2019

Cole Hickey

The mark acquired from fucking on a lofted bed and back scraping across the popcorn ceilings in Cole resident hall at uw madison

Damn what happened last night. That’s a major cole hickey.

by UWCole4Lyfe October 7, 2021