Helaping

The act of doing something horrific or unforgivable, usually intentionally, and playing it off as assistance.

1. Zero: He helaped.

2. Wasn’t helping Harpuia once enough? Doing it again isn’t helaping anyone!

by Felon J. K. June 2, 2019

Helpdesk fishing

Were you log a call and assign it to a group not knowing whether it should of gone there in the first place (due to lack of knowledge/total guess). You log the call and cast it into the 2nd line group waiting for a bite (for them to kick up a fuss)...

Hmm just put that call into Cra040 support...wonder if thats the right place..oh well cast away let the helpdesk fishing begin.

by Mazuk June 24, 2009

heapalotaton

a Heap, a lot, a ton. all squished together. usually referenced to liking someone a whole lot, and and can be used before actually telling someone you love them. kind of that inbetween stage when you more than like someone and are on the verge of falling head over heals for somebody.

I like you a Heapalotaton! :)

by LRae October 28, 2012

Heaps indie

A term used by crazy hipsters (usually musicians) to imply that something is extremely cool. It is in fact exactly one awesomeness level above über cool. Most often used to describe succulents and other hardy plants.

"Have you seen Pablo's succulents?"

"Yeah, they're heaps indie!"

by catsandcacti July 13, 2014

helperton

A person, usually a coworker, who's offering unsolicited and undesirable help, being more of a nuisance than a source of actual help.

That helperton insisted on bagging my groceries, and he put all of the heavy frozen foods in a single paper bag which ripped apart as I was carrying it out.

by boyziggy June 25, 2017

helanna

She is crazy and always wants food she is intelligent and has had it rough. She can hold a conversation well and is athletic. She will make you smile at her sense of humor with memes. She loves dogs and numerous other animals and is a softie when it comes to them hurt she will always be there to make you smile when you are sad. She will do anything and everything for you that she can! Love you Helanna and now you have a urban dictionary definition! Love all of the Chad’s!!

Where is helanna?

She is getting food. Again...

by Im_just_me3377 May 27, 2018

help.i.p1ssed

A wonderful mutual/person on tiktok🥺🤞🤞🤞

Some fucking guy: hey do u know help.i.p1ssed from tiktok?
Some other fucking guy: how the fuck did you get in my house

by Dakota ig 😹💪💪💪 June 25, 2021