Hector

A Hectoris an alien that disguises themselves as a person

Ex:

Me: What's your name
The Hector: I'm a Hector
Me: what's that?
The Hector: GLEEK NOK EEK NAK

by Sksksksk Anna oop September 26, 2019

Inspector Hector

Similar to a Dirty Sanchez, but one completes the shitstache to include a goatee.

Just when I thought the shit wasn't going to circle the mouth, voila! I wrapped my cock around her chin and gave her an Inspector Hector-

by Mr. Decent June 2, 2008

Hectic Hector

Absolute Cock, loves tromboning and specialises in removing arse fluff with the tongue!

Excuse me Jay do you enjoy being a Hectic Hector

by TRAD1 December 15, 2008

hecho

Slang for an illegal mexican male or female living in the US that makes his/her living selling items at swap meets and flea markets. Taken from the phrase "hecho en mexico", a label that is often found on the merchandise they sell.

You can get a good deal on socks if you buy from the hechos down at the swap meet.

by NaughtyGoose March 15, 2010

Hector Smells

Actually, I didn't say what he smells like. So for all I know Hector could be smelling like...um...a computer. Yeah! A Computer! That's right! (Just kidding Hector!) Don't die!

P.S. I'm watching you!!! Muahaha!
...... :} <---(evil grin)

by Your_Mom_Likes_My_Tattoo_Of_Elvis April 2, 2003

Hector Piss

Beer; most commonly Bud Light usually bought and drank by illegal immigrants from south of the border. Most Mexicans are named Hector

After a long day of building a block wall a Mexican usaully enjoys the ice cold taste of a Hector Piss.

Damn Juan is at 7-11 buying more Hector Piss.

Prefered drink of Mexicans.

"Yo quiero un Hector Piss"

by Bihadamist February 21, 2009

Hector

A straight edge dildo.

Omg I couldn't get laid last night so I bought me a Hector.

by aggin February 28, 2013