A Heather is someone who is cool but doesn't really know it until somebody tells her then gets a big head and thinks she's all that until she loses money in the bank or hears the word "eat" (even though she is thick she does have a complex) and becomes an 8 year old baby. Then she gets money and she sees that she's a cool person anyway then everything's cool until the next storm<---the next personal crisis in a lifetime. They're usually short, burnette, ebony eyes, and has big boobs. She's proud of what she is and nobody will stop her (unless the cable bill is too high, no food in the house, the dog is sick, and no money). Other than that she's all that and a bag of chips but sometimes is smart for her own good.
Person: "She's so precious."
Heather: "No I'm not." (sticks tounge out her mouth and gives a rasberry)
Person: "Even her tounge is cute. That's girl's a Heather."
Person 2: "She sho'll is. Awww."
Heather: (Stomps off in frustration.) "Shut up!" (Cries then runs in her saddness)
Heather: "No I'm not." (sticks tounge out her mouth and gives a rasberry)
Person: "Even her tounge is cute. That's girl's a Heather."
Person 2: "She sho'll is. Awww."
Heather: (Stomps off in frustration.) "Shut up!" (Cries then runs in her saddness)
by No Money No Rent June 26, 2010
Big booty beauty who don't play when its dominos time. She'll rub you down and dutch oven you 10 minutes later. She steals the covers like she steals yo shirts...fucking potato
by Ninjabootyjuice696988 July 31, 2018
A girl who is the biggest hoe in the friend group. She’ll cheat on you, break up with you and when you finally find someone who’s worth your time that’s when she’ll swoop in and want to be friends with you. Heathers often prefer to be in open relationships and when they are in a relationship they’ll take everything they can from the person... worse yet if their person has money.
by Heatherparr May 04, 2020
A beautiful black woman who is strong and amazing. She is the life of the party. Shoe gets all the boys and everyone wants to be her. Her sense of comedy is unmatched it’s part of her appeal.
by Kinkdaddybussy August 20, 2020
Heather is a girl who loves shopping(at Walmart).She is bad at makeup. Is born with blonde hair but always dyes it. Has 3 kids. And is needy and is never herself only around 3 am when she turns into the devil. She loves eating kids. And has a husband for 40 years then gets a divorce.
by ButtholeEater3 May 20, 2018
I still remember the 3rd of December me in your sweater you said it looked better on me than it did you only if you knew how much I like you, but I watch your eyes as she walks by what a sight for sore eyes brighter than the blue sky, she's got you memorized while I die how could you ever kiss me, I'm not even half as pretty you gave me your sweater it's just polyester but you like her better I wish I were Heather
by Thatweirdgay December 01, 2022
Girl, usually has blonde hair. Loves random Spanish, plays trombone. And uses said trombone as a weapon. Possibly had a broken collar bone in 5th grade. Has a best friend named Gracie, who may have dark hair and play the flute. Heather is classified as a Band Loser, because Band Losers and way cooler than band geeks. Birthday is in February. She may also be known as Heatherito. Likes the Arizona Green Tea Energy Drink. Heather has a mosquito. The End.
by invaderxgaz August 21, 2007