It’s a sandwich you eat while riding a hippo with your lover scissoring each other but they are over 400 pounds and this act is illegal if not done only on Christmas with a strap on and a banana peel going into the hippos ass
by Sax_killa54 January 21, 2023
Get the Hawaiian Lesbian Hippomug. A male born on the Island of Maui on the night of the Fire Moon. Gifted by God 1/2 man 1/2 sexy beast. Pursued by many women his mind stays focused on keeping the balance in the cosmos. An unbreakable spirt, his undying love for Aureanna his only weakness.
Ex.1
"When Sharknado was about to fuck shit up the Hawaiian Wolf came and beat that Sharknado ass."
Ex.2
Woman1 "that Hawaiian Wolf guy is the sexiest man I've ever seen!"
Woman2 "I wish I were Aureanna so I could have myself some Wolf Dick"
Woman1 "I heard he transforms back and forth when he cums"
Woman2 "I want puppies!"
"When Sharknado was about to fuck shit up the Hawaiian Wolf came and beat that Sharknado ass."
Ex.2
Woman1 "that Hawaiian Wolf guy is the sexiest man I've ever seen!"
Woman2 "I wish I were Aureanna so I could have myself some Wolf Dick"
Woman1 "I heard he transforms back and forth when he cums"
Woman2 "I want puppies!"
by GoodJuJus December 28, 2014
Get the Hawaiian Wolfmug. The act of consuming a sperm load-increasing pill, ejaculating in a woman's esophagus and nostrils, and allowing her to simultaneously choke and suffocate on your sperm.
1: "Hey, bro you hookin' up with that bad bitch from last night?"
2: "Yeah dude, I'm gonna give her the Hawaiian Waterboarding Special."
1: "Good Luck dawg, hope it doesn't turn into an Alaskan Snowdragon."
2: "Bet.
2: "Yeah dude, I'm gonna give her the Hawaiian Waterboarding Special."
1: "Good Luck dawg, hope it doesn't turn into an Alaskan Snowdragon."
2: "Bet.
by M1rc4t March 12, 2024
Get the Hawaiian Waterboardingmug. A retard who cant keep promises and trys to act like he or she has clout usually a she, they also look like cartman from south park when he went to the special olympics
by ___—— September 22, 2018
Get the Square headed hawaiianmug. A Lava Bomb, i.e. a blob of lava that gets blown out of a volcano and lands splat on the ground, turning black as it cools and looking like God took a dump.
Stupid haolies who hang around erupting volcanoes are gonna get bonked on the head by a Hawaiian Road Apple.
by PING PONG BOB June 6, 2018
Get the Hawaiian Road Applemug. “Yo dude, did you hear about Mary going down on this Hawaiian Cheese Dick last night?”
“No way! She’s a slut? I thought she was a Christian.”
“No way! She’s a slut? I thought she was a Christian.”
by cheeseexpert January 7, 2022
Get the Hawaiian Cheese Dickmug. by Officer Willia March 8, 2022
Get the Hawaiian Alohamug.