A male born on the Island of Maui on the night of the Fire Moon. Gifted by God 1/2 man 1/2 sexy beast. Pursued by many women his mind stays focused on keeping the balance in the cosmos. An unbreakable spirt, his undying love for Aureanna his only weakness.
Ex.1
"When Sharknado was about to fuck shit up the Hawaiian Wolf came and beat that Sharknado ass."
Ex.2
Woman1 "that Hawaiian Wolf guy is the sexiest man I've ever seen!"
Woman2 "I wish I were Aureanna so I could have myself some Wolf Dick"
Woman1 "I heard he transforms back and forth when he cums"
Woman2 "I want puppies!"
"When Sharknado was about to fuck shit up the Hawaiian Wolf came and beat that Sharknado ass."
Ex.2
Woman1 "that Hawaiian Wolf guy is the sexiest man I've ever seen!"
Woman2 "I wish I were Aureanna so I could have myself some Wolf Dick"
Woman1 "I heard he transforms back and forth when he cums"
Woman2 "I want puppies!"
by GoodJuJus December 28, 2014

My doctor asked me how I got such a terrible yeast infection and I had to tell him that my boyfriend and I did a Wet Hawaiian over the weekend.
by Bluebeard1245 October 11, 2020

A . Excuse me maam , can i order a Hawaiian Crepe?
B. Stop calling me vanilla, I showed you my Hawaiian Crepe!
B. Stop calling me vanilla, I showed you my Hawaiian Crepe!
by TheSilenceWillFall January 1, 2022

While Henrietta and Henry were alone in their bedroom, Henry reached to the side of his bed and grabbed blue flavored pixie sticks and proceeded to perform a blue hawaiian on Henrietta.
by Jonny More Than Meets The gers November 23, 2021

“Yo dude, did you hear about Mary going down on this Hawaiian Cheese Dick last night?”
“No way! She’s a slut? I thought she was a Christian.”
“No way! She’s a slut? I thought she was a Christian.”
by cheeseexpert January 7, 2022

by JangleFett January 4, 2016

by Officer Willia March 8, 2022
