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Hawaiian Wolf

A male born on the Island of Maui on the night of the Fire Moon. Gifted by God 1/2 man 1/2 sexy beast. Pursued by many women his mind stays focused on keeping the balance in the cosmos. An unbreakable spirt, his undying love for Aureanna his only weakness.
Ex.1
"When Sharknado was about to fuck shit up the Hawaiian Wolf came and beat that Sharknado ass."
Ex.2

Woman1 "that Hawaiian Wolf guy is the sexiest man I've ever seen!"

Woman2 "I wish I were Aureanna so I could have myself some Wolf Dick"

Woman1 "I heard he transforms back and forth when he cums"

Woman2 "I want puppies!"
by GoodJuJus December 28, 2014
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Wet Hawaiian

When someone eats diced pineapple from a womans vagina
My doctor asked me how I got such a terrible yeast infection and I had to tell him that my boyfriend and I did a Wet Hawaiian over the weekend.
by Bluebeard1245 October 11, 2020
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Hawaiian Crepe

A. A pineapple baloney crepe garnished with Wasabi

B. Undisclosed sex position
A . Excuse me maam , can i order a Hawaiian Crepe?

B. Stop calling me vanilla, I showed you my Hawaiian Crepe!
by TheSilenceWillFall January 1, 2022
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Blue Hawaiian

Using a blue flavored pixie stick as an tool when performing masterbation on a female.
While Henrietta and Henry were alone in their bedroom, Henry reached to the side of his bed and grabbed blue flavored pixie sticks and proceeded to perform a blue hawaiian on Henrietta.
by Jonny More Than Meets The gers November 23, 2021
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Hawaiian Cheese Dick

A Hawaiian man with a cheesy dick. Typically small and resembling a cheese stick.
“Yo dude, did you hear about Mary going down on this Hawaiian Cheese Dick last night?”

“No way! She’s a slut? I thought she was a Christian.”
by cheeseexpert January 7, 2022
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Hawaiian mural

When a dude pulls out and ejaculates on the partner's back
I tried to give my girlfriend a Hawaiian mural last night but she said there was no way.
by JangleFett January 4, 2016
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Hawaiian Aloha

"Wow I can go for a Hawaiian Aloha right now."
by Officer Willia March 8, 2022
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