Hatch That Donkey

(Verb) to get something done with gusto.

Steve the Barbarian really did hatch that donkey last Wednesday when he slew that annoying mastodon for us. Let us bring him women.

by Mysterious Alicat May 10, 2011

The Hatch

The worst Roblox event ever held to date, with The Haunt being a close second Actually, no, it isn't close. The Hatch is MUCH worse. The official game for the event has a <30% like rating and the games in it are pure slop. Not to mention that apparently Roblox used AI for the eggs.

The event first struck controversy when they allowed an infamous user by the name of "TheOfficialTeddy" to playtest the event's game. I'm not going to get into those details, if you don't know who I'm talking about then do some research. The event finally came out and oh, LORD. It was over the moment it started. Some of the games use blatant AI in their thumbnails and Roblox doesn't care.

Roblox has proven that they support generative AI and that they don't actually care about the games on their platform.

A Roblox player: "What the fuck Roblox?? I'm not playing "Find the Rainbow Toilet Morphs backrooms" and "Sprunki Killer" for an egg!"
Another Roblox player: "I know, right?? The Hatch sucks, Roblox can't make any good events anymore."

by Suzuki SV650S in blue July 5, 2025

Hatching

When your life is getting better while everything burns around you

I lost my girl, my job, and my dog. I thought my life was over, but I was just hatching, turns out my life is great now!

by Jenny John March 18, 2024

Hatching a Havana

When you need a poo. You can feel it almost ready to come out. It’s growing inside and you know it’s going to be a good one 👍

“ Hey Steve, you haven’t been for a dump for a while”

“ I’m just hatching a havana “ 😜

by Miles Away Boy January 10, 2022

Hatchness

To be engulfed in the essence of paperwork involving Hatch

I am swamped with Hatchness today and can't go out for lunch.

by Supersport99 January 11, 2006

Hatch end high school

Hatch end high school is for people who don't get into harrow high, cannons or Whitmore. It's all white rejects in here.

I DONT GIVE TWO SHITS ABOUT WRITING AN EXAMPLE OF THE WAY ITS USED.

Hatch end High school is not based.

by Sergeant Knuckles February 1, 2022

Nut hatch

When your pants are on their last leg and your bollock decides to make an appearance.

When Quinn was coming down the waterslide, he had a nut hatch and i could see his lefticle

by PhatPenguin February 1, 2025