Handbomber

Refers to a girl who will stop at nothing to get pregnant... derived from the act of said girl "handbombing" a load of semen into herself, despite where the man intended to deposit it.

"Fuck handbombers, carefully"
"Dude, you don't wanna date that chick, she's a handbomber!"
"What? She stopped taking birth control? Man you're banging a hand bomber!"

by uhhhhh_me August 25, 2012

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handbag bisexual

When a lesbian dates a female bisexual, not as a legitamite partner, but as an accessory.

Oh they won't stay together, she's just a handbag bisexual

by rotothexy January 30, 2012

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handy comeback

When one shoots their load directly into their mouth so they don't have to get a snack when they're done masturbating.

Tony called me a jizz loving faggot that can't have his twinkies, but the jokes on him because I already had a handy comeback.

by CaptHandy July 11, 2014

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handy way

a gas station or convenience store.

"let's go to the handy way and get some gas and beer."

"i'm going to the handy way does anyone need anything."

by banners February 27, 2017

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Handy Sammy

When you Have your Boyfriend (Or guy friend) make you a Ham sandwich and proceed to Jerk him off while you eat it. Can also be made with any other deli meat.

"Hey babe Wanna Handy sammy? Im hungry!"

"Last night my mom walked in on me giving my boyfriend a handy Sammy! It was so embarrassing!"

Guy 1"WOW dude, Last night was the craziest night of my life! That hot girl in biology gave me a Hammy sammy"

Guy 2 " Dude, She gave me one too... "

by Slang Steroids January 20, 2019

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