hamster eyes

the look a girl (or guy) gives when looking up while sucking your cock (resembles a hamster in a cage)

dude that girl was given me hamster eyes while sucking my cock last night at the bar

by rob magnum May 25, 2012

Hamster Guzzler

When a man willingly places his stomach against the wall while standing and then proceeds to pull his dick and balls back between his legs. His partner then kneels down and proceeds to give him fellatio. The act is similar in appearance to a hamster guzzling water from its sipper bottle. Not to be confused with the Reverse Hucklebuck which requires the recipient to be laying down.

When Matt wants to switch things up with his power bottom, his go to is the hamster guzzler!

by DonKilo Bonavici May 2, 2016

Hamster Death

To die in a pathetic, stupid, and most often anticlimactic way. As many pet hamsters (sadly) do.

“They built them up as a terrifying villain for the whole show, only to have them killed in one hit from a kid!”

“Wow, what a hamster death.”

by MinisculeCakes May 29, 2022

face hamster

A Face Hamster is another term for Facial hair/ Goatee.

That guy has a nice Face Hamster.

by Kwand July 31, 2016

wet hamster

When the male slides his penis between the butt cheeks of his partner, climaxes on his partners gooch, licks it off, and spits it into his partners mouth.

Amelia and Rob wanted to change things up in bed so Rob performed a wet hamster

by Spence_357 January 16, 2014

Slapping the hamster

1. A method of punishment for an unruly rodent.
2. Vigorous female masturbation.

Has anyone seen Beyoncé tonight? Yes, earlier, but she told me she was retiring to spend some quality 'me time' slapping the hamster.

by Sordid Panther February 17, 2015

hamster girl

A girl that smells distinctly like a hamster. This doesn't occur too often but has been know to take place to young ladies working in council offices. There is a distinct air of urine and sawdust about them.

She's a right hamster girl.

by Age_Wills November 14, 2006