halo hands

A series of unsightly abrasions to the hands and wrists as a result of frequent contact with a hard surface such as a wall or floor. Commonly found in people with short tempers or Halo 3.

Bob: "Dammit dude I died again!!" (smashes ground)

Jimmy: "You should really learn to control your temper: your hand's lookin pretty bad"

Bob: "Yup, the doc says I got halo hands and theres no known cure... Now shut the fuck up and let me play!" (dies again)

Bob: (Towards tv monitor) "You fucking faggot, I was arguing with this deuche sitting next to me!!!"(pounds tv monitor)CRUNCH!!!!....

Bob: Oh fuck, I broke the tv. I've really gotta get some help for this."

by MR. AWESOME!!! March 17, 2008

halo car

A flagship car produced in limited numbers or with low sales expectations in order to generate public appeal for the brand. The term comes from the halo effect.

The BMW X6 is a halo car, right?

-Nah, it's too mainstream. Try the BMW i8.

by toodle pip August 28, 2014

Ass Halo

The impression the toilet seat leaves on one's ass after sitting for an extended period of time.

I sat on the can playing Tetris for so long that I have an ass halo.

by The Wicked Chica May 12, 2010

Halo Infinite

The best recent mainline Halo other than mcc

Chad 1: let’s play some Halo Infinite

Chad 2: hell yeah
Chad 3: they gotta fix store though

by Eyemem January 6, 2022

halona

a very very very beautiful girl

oh she helluh halona, ima get at dat.

by israelizdummyiz March 15, 2007

Haloealous

The act of hating and/or envying all those who own halo 3 because you do not.

Alec always changes the channel when a Halo 3 commercial comes on, he is so haloealous.

by Peyton Sullivan October 15, 2007

halo3itis

When you can only think of nothing but Halo 3.

Jacob couldn't eat, sleep, or even use the bathroom because of his Halo3itis

by Johnny S.. October 18, 2007