A person, usually a male college student, with an extraordinary ability to make Hot-Pockets.
Qualifitcations include:
Possessing a drivers license(needed to go to the market to get the Hot-Pockets)
A car(also needed to obtain Hot-Pockets)
A freezer(needed to store Hot-Pockets)
A microwave/oven(needed to prepare Hot-Pockets)
Qualifitcations include:
Possessing a drivers license(needed to go to the market to get the Hot-Pockets)
A car(also needed to obtain Hot-Pockets)
A freezer(needed to store Hot-Pockets)
A microwave/oven(needed to prepare Hot-Pockets)
by BarberShop May 21, 2008
Get the Hot-Pocket Mastermug. When bedding down with a really obese girl, and for whatever reason you choose to not enter a traditional orifice, and instead grab a couple rolls of extra flabbery flesh (preferably on her back, hence the name) and push them together creating a hot pocket of blubber to receive your lust muscle.
Think of any grotesquely obese chick with a pretty face...and realize that her vag is buried so deep under her fat that even John Holmes would only be able to nudge her clit after humping her crotch rodeo-style.
Roll the whale (Greenpeace emphasis) over, grab that back fat and make a real FLESHlight pocket of hot flesh.
Greenpeace Hot Pocket.
Think of any grotesquely obese chick with a pretty face...and realize that her vag is buried so deep under her fat that even John Holmes would only be able to nudge her clit after humping her crotch rodeo-style.
Roll the whale (Greenpeace emphasis) over, grab that back fat and make a real FLESHlight pocket of hot flesh.
Greenpeace Hot Pocket.
by tRauma26100 February 26, 2010
Get the Greenpeace Hot Pocketmug. by Jsin and Wil March 1, 2009
Get the Georgia Hot Pocketmug. Like an Alabama Hot Pocket, but instead of putting shit into or taking a shit in the girl's vagina, you put an actual Hot Pocket in there.
by showmethefever May 24, 2010
Get the Washington Hot Pocketmug. A term used when a male stuffs his penis inside of a females anal for 5-10 seconds until female preforms a fart; then quickly the male releases the penis from the anal leaving a parachute of poop shooting from the females rectum onto the mans chest. This action can also be done without the discretion of the male.
Guy 1: So bro, how was hanging out with that Russian chick? I heard she does nasty shit...
Guy 2: Ever Heard of a Hot Pocket Parachute?
Guy 1: Um, no; wtf is that?
Guy 2: Go to Urbandictionary.com and look it up.
Guy 1: Are you ok, man?
Guy 2: .......no...
Guy 2: Ever Heard of a Hot Pocket Parachute?
Guy 1: Um, no; wtf is that?
Guy 2: Go to Urbandictionary.com and look it up.
Guy 1: Are you ok, man?
Guy 2: .......no...
by TommyBecks September 12, 2010
Get the Hot Pocket Parachutemug. Follow these steps to achieve the pinnacle of revenge and microwave cookery.
Step 1 - Remove turntable from "friends" microwave oven.
Step 2 - Shit on said turntable.
Step 3 - Cook on high for 1 minute 30 seconds (Some microwaves with lower wattages will require a longer cooking time)
Tip - Cook until shit begins to bubble and billow steam.
Step 1 - Remove turntable from "friends" microwave oven.
Step 2 - Shit on said turntable.
Step 3 - Cook on high for 1 minute 30 seconds (Some microwaves with lower wattages will require a longer cooking time)
Tip - Cook until shit begins to bubble and billow steam.
by Nate Waibel October 23, 2007
Get the cleveland hot pocketmug. when one decides it is a good idea to poop in a towel in order to seek the attention of his peers. this is only done by individuals who have no brain and think crew is life.
Student 1: Yo did you hear the crew team made a Chaminade Hot Pocket?
Student 2: What crew team?
Crowd: (goes wild) got hiimm
Student 2: What crew team?
Crowd: (goes wild) got hiimm
by be the best May 31, 2015
Get the Chaminade Hot Pocketmug.