Holiday Father

(hol-i-dey, fah-ther) A person who would rather just relax and avoid crowds.
noun

"Let's go out"

"meh..."

"Stop being a Holiday Father, and get your butt moving!".

by Stellababe August 4, 2011

Holiday Vandalism

Destroying the holiday lights/santas, tipping raindeer and ruining any and all hard work .

Dude, last night we wrecked the neighborhood's lights on our holiday vandalism streak.

by HeyItsMehaha December 20, 2009

chinese holiday

Escaping from the need to do any work at your desk by going to hide in the toilet without needing to use it.

"Where's Keith?"
"He looked pretty stressed earlier. Reckon he's fucked off for a Chinese holiday."

by Lewis Hogan November 3, 2017

Bent Holiday

When you have a vacation but it's just a massive bender.

We had a bent holiday in Vegas; I remember very little of it.

by mevdev March 6, 2021

holiday hooker

That clearly out-of place and heavily made-up woman who is very attractive but oddly quiet at the family holiday party and who is so far out of your super-shy brother’s league that you become immediately suspicious.

Don’t try to tell me that Justin’s new girlfriend is not just a holiday hooker!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 1, 2023

gangsters holiday

Going to Jail/Prison

Where a gangster might take an extended stay

"Where's carl?"
"He got caught selling dime bags.. he on a gangsters holiday now"
"Oh word... they really gotta decriminalize that ish"

by kultbae September 2, 2017

Holiday Hog

N. or V. Any super-efficient person who buys and wraps gifts without showing them to co-givers. Also, a person who wraps all the presents and makes cards, party invitations and or plans and does not share basic information.

Jose, did you even know what gift you gave me? No, Leah totally holiday hogged me again.

by Gaucho19 December 18, 2011