Lake Highland Preparatory School

aka "The Poor Man's Orangewood"

Lake Highland Preparatory School's baseball team is horrible, even with a Cy Young winner throwing bp. They lose to Orangewood 10-0 every year.

by FEPACisNumber1 April 26, 2022

University of the Highlands and Islands

Defined - A series of collages pretending to be a University in the North of Scotland. UHI as its also known as a last resort on a UCAS application form and possibly one of the least prestigious universities on the planet. The university is best known for being the dullest university in Britain and inept media studies courses where all the students fail.

The student association is almost non existent and the majority of students there are too dumb to get in anywhere else.

"I go to uni"

"awh that's cool where do you study"

"the University of the Highlands and Islands"

"what went wrong"

by Scottish Society May 14, 2018

Highlander

When composing a team in a competitive game, each major component must be unique.

In Elder Dragon Highlander, a format in Magic The Gathering, decks are comprised of 100 cards, none of which are duplicates (except basic lands).

by Awesumness :) January 3, 2023

Cooper's Droop aka Highland Wilt

A form of sexually transmitted infection caused from prolonged sheep bladder abuse. The symptoms are similar to Belles Palsy where one side of the face suffers paralysis and noticeably droops. The difference here is that one side droops, but lower in the anatomy. Specifically within the scrotum.

Cooper's Droop aka Highland Wilt is a condition common in the Scottish Highlands causes by sheep bladder abuse. "Seamus is limping again. Must have a wee case of Cooper's Droop."

by Spanish Lass January 23, 2012

The Highlander

A sexual act of dick slapping someone, preferably a female, whilst screaming, "there could be only one!"

John was going for an angry pirate, but went for the highlander for the win.

by Boba fat July 6, 2014

Highland Blue Bomber

Taking a shit while getting a blowjob, through a hole, in the basket of a hot air ballon while floating over a crowd.

As the shadow lommed overhead his face revolsed in horror as he realised he was about to receive a Highland Blue Bomber.

by Snug Shit Lips August 13, 2017

Highland Pie

The result of a lack of bikini waxing leading to a large out of control ginger bush. Found largely in Scotland the highland pie ressembles a large ginger pubic affro.

I pulled down that wee lassies knickers and that highland pie sprung out in ma face, and i told her theres no way my hagis is goin anywhere near that

by thehighlandhumper June 3, 2009