a loser who cant take care of kids. often gets them taken in the divorce.
usually single.
Bad at charming and is heavily self centered.
usually single.
Bad at charming and is heavily self centered.
by Jinchihope January 23, 2019
Get the Hermanmug. Yeah, a pejorative possessive term to indicate than a man belonged to a woman through the shackles of the matriarchal institution of marriage, whereby, even though a man was not intimately tied to the reproductive cycle he was forced to provide for the family materially while also being distanced from it emotionally and spatially by working outside the home.
Margaret: have you seen Catherine's Herman? He's quite the breadwinner, and keeps his distance from the children, quite the ideal money source.
Noel: Yes, I only wish my Herman would stay out of the kitchen. He fancies himself a chef, but honestly, who ever heard of a man who could do anything other than work?
Both: *smug laughter*
Noel: Yes, I only wish my Herman would stay out of the kitchen. He fancies himself a chef, but honestly, who ever heard of a man who could do anything other than work?
Both: *smug laughter*
by bi613en May 21, 2023
Get the Hermanmug. A sexy individual, a great footballer has 100 ballon Dor’s to his name shags any bird he wants anytime he wants need I say more it just doesn’t get any better then him does it.
Girl: Who’s that man over then he’s made my minge wet just but looking at him.
Other girl: that’s Herman babe you’ve gotta wait in line to talk to him.
Other girl: that’s Herman babe you’ve gotta wait in line to talk to him.
by Sophie133822 November 23, 2021
Get the Hermanmug. by Richard long dangle July 31, 2023
Get the PeeWee-Hermanmug. the most lovable, caring guy you’ll meet. he’s extremely cute and extremely funny and will make you smile and laugh everyday. people who are named Herman are very athletic and also like watching anime. people who are named Herman are extreme freaks and are not afraid to show their partner different sexy things in the bed. Herman would do anything for his girlfriend. Herman also favors rap and rock over any genre. Particularly Lil Uzi Vert and Queen.
random girl: “girl look at that fine ass boy. i’d let him hit”
random girl 2: “bitch that’s Herman. he’s so fine that i already almost let him hit”
random girl 2: “bitch that’s Herman. he’s so fine that i already almost let him hit”
by rockstarhermsvlone January 30, 2020
Get the Hermanmug. An old 50ish year old dude who is actually the sexiest man you’ll ever come across. Turns men gay upon eye contact. Has the eyes of Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior. Probably plays bass like the magnificent specimen he is. Has a beard trimmed into an almighty square that perfectly complements his orgasmic jawline. Wears a sick ass fedora without looking cringe. By far, the most based, gigachad, longest schlongiest human being you’ll ever experience.
Dude #1; “Hey man, I’m starting a cult for Herman Mean Finger XIV, wanna join?”
Dude #2; “Hell fucking yes I do.”
Woman with large tits #1; “Fuuccckkkk Herman Mean Finger XIV oh fuckkkk I’m cominggggggg.”
Woman with large tots #2; “Oooooh me toooooo fuckkk.”
Dude #2; “Hell fucking yes I do.”
Woman with large tits #1; “Fuuccckkkk Herman Mean Finger XIV oh fuckkkk I’m cominggggggg.”
Woman with large tots #2; “Oooooh me toooooo fuckkk.”
by HermanMeanFingerXIVWorshiper November 3, 2022
Get the Herman Mean Finger XIVmug. 
Get the Hermanmug.