An externally creepy person with a big mole on there face. or could also be knows as a future or current molester / pedophile with greasy hair.
Example 1. "Hey bamballs, how does my hair look today?"
"What the fuck are you trying to be a hayden bro? you havent washed your hair in days!"
Example 2. "OMG bongo get off of me, are you trying to pull a hayden?"
Example 3. "Stop making up lies about that big mole on your face, when you do that you seem like a hayden!"
Example 4. "Stop pressing you balls against me, are you trying to be a hayden?"
Example 5. "I like bloody sex"
"Eww what are you trying to be, a hayden?"
Example 6. "Hey bro look at my baggy black sweat pants, dont I look dope?"
"NO! you look like a hayden!"
Example 7. "Can I bum a cigg bro?"
"No you have asked me that 10 times, you keep acting like a hayden!"
"What the fuck are you trying to be a hayden bro? you havent washed your hair in days!"
Example 2. "OMG bongo get off of me, are you trying to pull a hayden?"
Example 3. "Stop making up lies about that big mole on your face, when you do that you seem like a hayden!"
Example 4. "Stop pressing you balls against me, are you trying to be a hayden?"
Example 5. "I like bloody sex"
"Eww what are you trying to be, a hayden?"
Example 6. "Hey bro look at my baggy black sweat pants, dont I look dope?"
"NO! you look like a hayden!"
Example 7. "Can I bum a cigg bro?"
"No you have asked me that 10 times, you keep acting like a hayden!"
by Bambiixxxxhardcore March 20, 2009
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by Best Biatch March 19, 2017
Get the Hayden mug.A sexy man from the dirty south. Often feared by other men because of his sexyness. Very funny, with the personality of a yam. Idolizes black women and Anne Frank. Hayden's often have barbie-like mothers, and hang out with megs. Hayden's have great style, and give good blow jobs. Hayden's are genies in bed. Hayden's are also fluent in Niggerative language.
Girl- "Omg, there's Hayden!"
Anne Frank- "Don't talk to him, he makes fun of me"
Hayden- "Hi! Anne get out of here, you Jewbag.
Guy- "I'm out, this Hayden character is too sexy."
Anne Frank- "Don't talk to him, he makes fun of me"
Hayden- "Hi! Anne get out of here, you Jewbag.
Guy- "I'm out, this Hayden character is too sexy."
by Babyswagga3000 December 28, 2009
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by Kenyons September 30, 2016
Get the Hayden mug.Hayden: dude look at that kid over there i would tap that
You: dude that's weird she's under 5 she can barely walk
Hayden: that's even better she's too young to realize what's happening....
You: dude that's weird she's under 5 she can barely walk
Hayden: that's even better she's too young to realize what's happening....
by Gucci_boy July 11, 2017
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"Hayden you dumbass"
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