Hawaiian Wolf

A male born on the Island of Maui on the night of the Fire Moon. Gifted by God 1/2 man 1/2 sexy beast. Pursued by many women his mind stays focused on keeping the balance in the cosmos. An unbreakable spirt, his undying love for Aureanna his only weakness.

Ex.1
"When Sharknado was about to fuck shit up the Hawaiian Wolf came and beat that Sharknado ass."
Ex.2

Woman1 "that Hawaiian Wolf guy is the sexiest man I've ever seen!"

Woman2 "I wish I were Aureanna so I could have myself some Wolf Dick"

Woman1 "I heard he transforms back and forth when he cums"

Woman2 "I want puppies!"

by GoodJuJus December 28, 2014

Hawaiian Lesbian Hippo

It’s a sandwich you eat while riding a hippo with your lover scissoring each other but they are over 400 pounds and this act is illegal if not done only on Christmas with a strap on and a banana peel going into the hippos ass

Have you every tried the Hawaiian Lesbian Hippo with Hannah.

by Sax_killa54 January 21, 2023

Square headed hawaiian

A retard who cant keep promises and trys to act like he or she has clout usually a she, they also look like cartman from south park when he went to the special olympics

Look at that square headed hawaiian hes so retarded

by ___—— September 22, 2018

Hawaiian Road Apple

A Lava Bomb, i.e. a blob of lava that gets blown out of a volcano and lands splat on the ground, turning black as it cools and looking like God took a dump.

Stupid haolies who hang around erupting volcanoes are gonna get bonked on the head by a Hawaiian Road Apple.

by PING PONG BOB June 6, 2018

Hawaiian beef casket

A very valuable type of casket that the Hawaiians still use to this day to bury their emperors and Pharaohs. yes the casket is made of real 100% beef.

karen will be buried in a hawaiian beef casket

by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020

Hawaiian mural

When a dude pulls out and ejaculates on the partner's back

I tried to give my girlfriend a Hawaiian mural last night but she said there was no way.

by JangleFett January 4, 2016

Hawaiian Cheese Dick

A Hawaiian man with a cheesy dick. Typically small and resembling a cheese stick.

“Yo dude, did you hear about Mary going down on this Hawaiian Cheese Dick last night?”

“No way! She’s a slut? I thought she was a Christian.”

by cheeseexpert January 7, 2022