by Vince and Meghan June 28, 2013
First off, a Pearl Harbor is a Japanese or Hawaiian girl’s vagina. Missing Pearl Harbor is when you try to stick your penis in the Japanese or Hawaiian girl’s vagina, but end up missing. Instead, you stick it in her pee-hole, which will be very painful for her, just as it would had been for the Japanese if they did not manage to attack Pearl Harbor.
by ass-burger December 29, 2008
by knipper5 March 22, 2010
Straining on the toilet to release an over-sized piece of crap causing you to exclaim "wraaaaaauuuugh" (meaning "Mommmmy!" in Kashykk-speak); when the offending fecal matter is finally released and inspected before flushing, it is covered in ripped out butt-hairs.
From the WC: "Wraaaaaauuuuuugh!!!!"
Joe: "Hey, is that Bob in there?"
Betsy: "Oh, yeah, sounds like he is Harboring a Wookie again...maybe he needs a laxative?"
Joe: "Hey, is that Bob in there?"
Betsy: "Oh, yeah, sounds like he is Harboring a Wookie again...maybe he needs a laxative?"
by ChewbaccaPooey May 06, 2009
The location where Watson and Crick discovered the structure of DNA, where they stole all the ideas from Rosalind Franklin because they're liars. But now, Cold Spring Harbor mostly consists of rich preps who are good at LAXXXXX and smoke pot. mad rager man. ..... do work. This town is also known as Coke Spring Harbor and is hated by everyone in south Huntington.
by RISxLOVESxMUSIC February 15, 2009
The hickest town you can find. Girls wear camo leggings and ugs or muck Boots. The guys either smoke weed or cigarettes. 95% of the population dips Copenhagen and drive a square body chevy.
by Patterdale61 March 15, 2018
While performing the 69, the male casually spits on the girl's back. Thinking he has ejaculated the girl turns around to see the damage, the male busts his load into her unexpecting face. A sneaky yet comical sneak attack.
by Sarah Palin 69s October 08, 2009