staten island haircut

A mob term for slitting someone’s throat generally done by a mob patsy or associate. Defined by Big sexy
generally happens to a buttafuoco Sitting in the barber chair the mob sends a patsy in to slice em ear to around the neck. Hey tommy need ya to run on down to the ole barber and give little franky that slimy buttafuoco a Staten Island haircut real quick or ya can fa get about us opening are books for ya !
by Big sexy the only whop in mn October 15, 2020
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Joey lawrence haircut

When an elderly man shits into a bowl or helmet, and then proceeds to place it onto an underage teenage boy's head.
"Old Mr. Herbert gave christopher a joey lawrence haircut today. It was fucking rad!
by ExhumedSynner December 25, 2009
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Murray County haircut

a shitty haircut that everyone that lives in Murray County, GA must recieve from the same barber. The hair must be cut very short everywhere but right in the front.
John: Woah man, you need to put a hat on

Chris: Why?

John: Your new haircuts awful, you have a Murray County haircut
by American Jumping Bean January 22, 2011
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Get a Real Haircut

A universal insult that can be used in any situation. It will quell arguments and is the supreme insult.
Person 1: Your mum is a fat, smelly hooker!
Person 2: Get a real haircut!!
Person 1: Damn, I'm sorry. *Walks away saddened knowing they have just been burned*
burned
by Godow Nonmi October 31, 2010
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rudi braun haircut

where your hair grows forwards on the side of your head. Your hair is more horizontile than vertical.
rudi braun is asian and has a rudi braun haircut
by my nipple hurts December 16, 2004
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Yee ass haircut

When someone has a yee ass haircut it means that they have a haircut that is very bad described as yee ass
Person 1: how do you like my haircut
Person 2: bro you got a yee ass haircut
by Laugh until you die March 22, 2021
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baby momma haircut

(Origin: early 2000s, slang, American) A female hairstyle, chopped much shorter in the back tapering to a progressively longer length toward the front of the head; usually worn by early 20s age white girls.
My bff got a baby momma haircut, then she got her nails did.
by NobodyHereButUsChickens January 09, 2015
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