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Gutter Surfing

drinking the last drops out of anyone elses' cup of beer in a last ditch effort to get even more intoxicated.
Dude, my bro was so wasted he was totally gutter surfing off of all the empty cups on the table.
by Calisa October 28, 2007
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Gutter Swimming

changing your clocks for day light savings time
At midnight everyone in the house was gutter swimming in a hurry.
by SavorOfHumens March 24, 2010
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Gutter Punk

A "nomadic" variant of punk, usually in the form of walking

They can take several weeks even months to reach a certain destination, most stay in a city/town for a max of 4 days for recuperation. They tend to be positive about outdoor living and commonly (but not limited to) sleep in the bush, squats, 'out of sight' street corners, barnhouses and makeshift shacks. They are less likely to become trapt in substance abuse than their hitch hiker/non-transient counterparts and often have some knowledge on wilderness survival. Common gear can range from tents to bivouac sacks usually accompanied by a crowbar and a sleeping bag, some have been known to carry axes, wire cutters, combat knives and even screw drivers. There are also rare cases where they would carry shovels, cooking gear, nails and hammers. Scavenging is common among these types, some are known to collect empties and scrap metal as a form of income. Often they are more physically fit than hitch hikers/non-transients and tend to have a fondness for healthy eating. Some are limited to a specific route while others go on a country wide tour.
You know he/she is a real gutter punk when they do nothing but talk about their cross country adventures.
by Assrickin December 3, 2010
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Gutter Bagel

A pure or soft person who is thinking about horny things. Gutter Bagels are often bottoms/brats whose mood has suddenly turned lewd.
"Hey, have you noticed Sarah is starting to act a bit lewd around you? isn't she usually wholesome?
"Oh yeah, she's definitely not wholesome. She is a Gutter Bagel."
by AggressiveCabbage June 6, 2021
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stud gutter

a male's lower ab region that forms a "V" at his hips
"Damn, did you Channing Tatum's stud gutters? I could get lost in those."
by kaylambee January 27, 2014
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gutter soup

A deep puddle of slush along a curb that is so dirty and gray a pedestrian mistakes it for pavement, with nasty results.
"Eww, I have to let my boots dry out - I just stepped in gutter soup!"
by Super Weeble January 6, 2010
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Gutter cocktail

A gutter cocktail requires two hands working on tandem to jack a young man off. Performed by a kind young professional. Typically the work of a young man trying to impress friends with his street skills.
Dave, have you ever received a gutter cocktail?
Only in Pittsburg. It was wonderful.
by Cereal Butt Stabber May 26, 2017
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