Mitchell Guidolin

He is a "one of a kind man" and not always in the best way. He's a general pranker and loves to stir up children and adults. He cant sit without farting and has the worst comebacks. We could say hes a real stinker. But Mitchell can be disgusting at the worst of times, and doesn't know when to stop the garbage. But if your wondering what he does in his spare time... well he parades around the house in his wifes high heels, dress and makeup.

man oh man, I drove past Mitchell guidolins house and he farted so loudly he ripped his wifes dress he was wearing!

by Dr dreminem August 18, 2015

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

The worst movie I have ever seen. A total waste of my life. A movie that is so bad that its terribleness can tick a nun off so bad that she dirty sanches the director.

Peter: dude did you see that that nun just dirty sanchesed that guy.

John: yeah the nun just came out of that gay movie, the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy. And the guy that just got dirty sanchesed was the director.

by Aarden Dick May 3, 2005

Guidette

A Guidette is a female equivalent to a Guido. They are attractive females who are usually of Italian/Sicilian descent. Although there are many of them who are Black, Latina,Irish,Jewish etc. (Like many of my girls).....They always have the best bodies and know how to keep in shape. And trust me we know exactly how to flaunt it and do it well. They make the best girlfriends and have the best fashion sense. Like Bebe,Armani Exchange, & Juicy couture just to name a few. You can find us almost any where in the tristate area, and believe me we really know how to party like there's no tomorrow. We are the ones who bring the party to life at clubs and we definitely know how to dance, especially when it comes to frolicing. Tanning, shopping, and clubbing are our passions, and don't forget about those hot guidos.... ps.(we know how to rock a poof hairstyle, light-colored lipstick, and a tan while wearing a half cut shirt that shows our perfect flat stomach and belly ring.)

Mikey: "Joey did you see that hot girl in Armani Exchange?"
Joey: "Yeah she must be a guidette."

by Rochelle_x0x0 August 15, 2007

Sherpa Guide

Person carrying a lot of shit.

Guy: Hey, were only walking a block to the drug store. Why are you carrying all that shit?
Girl: blah blah blah blah blah...
Guy: Ha! You look like a damned Sherpa Guide!

by Zeke May 7, 2005

Sherpa Guide

An individual who prepares or assists an official or highly-placed executive at a conference or presentation. Will often be the brain power behind the puppet. Tasks often include carrying color paper clips, ensuring adequate copies of presentation are on hand and making sure official manages to get on and off the plane.

The Sherpa Guide fumbled with the paper clips on the plane since the boss decided to change to order of the MegaDeck.

by Marty's friend May 5, 2005

guideon

a person from a mental institution

altzimers dementia insanity

by mark January 9, 2004

guide boy

cocaine or more usually, she who deals it

let's just hang about this shitty situation for another three or so hours, Guide Boy is coming

by wurly August 4, 2007