mud gapping

Mud Gapping - when a male is trying to tread water at the same time as keeping a ladies mind occupied this is now called Mud Gapping

"Nothing mud gapping with my derrière to be fair"

by XSaraJevoX December 7, 2016

Chris Grayling

failing fail

How's that new gym routine going? Have you got the hang of it now... "Ahhh mate, massively Chris Grayling on that front bruv."

by IAmMeeeee October 8, 2018

sin graphing

When a person's life is chaotic, having the ups and downs of a sin graph.

I'm sin graphing right now. My life is all out of order.

by Ereck Flowers November 6, 2018

Gradually grasping

Gradually grasping; grasping with your penis

I like to go gradually grasping especially when it's hot out.

by Personapal November 18, 2019

Shit Grasping

When a Shit Grasper Grasps on to someone's Shit to get attention they don't deserve.

Eugene was pressed after the squad was finished Shit Grasping off his Dumb Ass.

by ∆Delta∆ May 16, 2021

Death Gripping

The act of listening to Death Grips for a long period of time and/or going to Death Grips concerts

Josh: NEVERMIND THE WAY IT SOUNDS, EVERYTIME WE MAKE IT BAIL, STRAIGHT INTO THE WOOP WOOP GROUNDDDD

Claire: What's he doing?

Jim: He's Death Gripping. Easily the worst I've seen from him, I better call the psychologist...

by CarkyAmster September 29, 2023

Chode Gripping

Is when you hold your steering wheel with you index finger and thumb making the “okay” sign👌 or the “fucking mint” sign with your hand

That guy is chode gripping his steering wheel? Ugh gross

by That Other Guy 6D9 January 3, 2024