Granolaphobia

The intense fear of any and all granola bars

Person 1:"want a granola bar?"
Person 2: *shudders* "I suffer from granolaphobia"

by untitledgoose January 11, 2020

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Granola Crunching Pacifist

A Granola Crunching Pacifist is a fancy term for “Hippie”

That guy is definitely a Granola Crunching Pacifist

by SNOWXILLA August 31, 2020

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GranolaBar

Creator of friendship. C2s really like them. More powerful than fruit snacks.

Person 1: ok, I am getting sick of you taking my granola bars!

C2: I'm sorry

Person 1: I'm sorry I got mad.

C2: So... Are you going to let me have your granolabar or not?

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 13, 2021

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People who shop at Whole Foods and make SMootHiE bOWLs and follow meditation methods. People that are healthy, and show off about it in a “humble” way.

Example: “Every morning I go outside and pick a fresh lemon from my lemon tree to make some amazing lemon water. It’s so good for you and I totally recommend 🥰”

That’s a basic example... but you get the idea.

The only people allowed in WholeFoods are granola people.

by your mom’s mom June 7, 2021

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granolabarluvrr

They make amazing content and are very lovely. They are happily married to liveformikasa. They love granola bars and banana bread. They are super good at making banana bread and is an amazing chef. <33

“Did you see that granolabarluvrr posted a new video today”

“Yes I did”

by Liveformikasa June 14, 2021

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