Gooberchop

To punch someone under the chin

"Hey Billy you seen 'em before?"

"Dale yeah!! I wanna gooberchop him so bad!!!"

by soccerstar2 February 24, 2015

gooberchoaker

A person that like to choke on a cock.

I dated a girl a while back and she was the best gooberchoaker I have ever met.

by Mark A. Capozzelli October 29, 2017

Gooder

(noun)

Slang in Canada. Origin unknown. Possibly started in New England, and made it's way up and then to the west coast. Likely derived from 'do-gooder'. Sounds like an Aussie thing to me.

1. good time/night/day
2. job well done
3. something particularly funny

1. Talk to you later, have a gooder!
2. Dank blunt, m8. A right gooder that one was
3. The new iDubbbz video was a real gooder

by housenigger April 15, 2018

Gooberfloof

A very, very hairy vagina
A vagina that has never been shaved

Guy 1: so I went on a date with my lady, she pulled her panties down and she had a gooberfloof

Guy 2: that’s nasty

by Shrekyboi June 3, 2018

goober pinching

All American sport. When a man is pinching his member on the outside of his pants and any random person is in the room. The person goober pinching does not even notice the audience or realize they are doing it

OMG look at Smith over there in the corner goober pinching like ain't no one in the room

by Gooberpinchin August 19, 2018

Goober Burger

Invented in Minnesota, it's basically just a hamburger with peanut butter on it. Also known as a "fat taxi driver with a Polish accent" if you happen to be a Jimmy Neutron fan

Waitress: Hello sir, would you like to try a Goober Burger?
Me: What's in it?
Waitress: Only our finest peanut butter
Me: .............WHAT KIND OF FAST FOOD SORCERY IS THAT!?

by Metallicajunkie October 1, 2018

Goobertron

A slang term for a stupid or foolish person.

Man, shut the fuck up, you're being a real Goobertron.

by Hdjeidijjrjrjrjruuf December 13, 2018