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Goofy Retardation

The process by which someone that does actually posess some common sense, will look for the most ludracrous way to circumvent a problem/issue with a twisted sense of logic.
Goofy Retardation Example: Using gasoline to unclog a clogged drain, instead of a product like Draino, since its a harsh chemical, it must be good the the pipes. Another Example: Mayonnaise used as a protectant on a rod iron fence instead of car wax of some other protectant designed for said purpose.
by ExperiencedIdiotChaser December 17, 2011
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goofy exorcism

When a group of people beat the goofy out a nigga
We bout to run a goofy exorcism on your bitch ass
by Smart nigga 100 June 1, 2017
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Goofyfly

a cool smart guy with severe social anxiety , and major asshole to ladyhane but he cares about her tho
did you see Goofyfly's last post it was on hot !
yeah but he kinda offended Ladyhane.
by Pandatrash December 7, 2019
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Goofy Style

A sex position which involves one getting down on all fours while their partner attaches themselves by biting the back of their neck. All the while, the person on top groans "ahyuck hyuck hyuck" into their partner's ear.
Dang, my girl and I had fun doing Goofy Style last night, hyuck.
by ComradeRem October 23, 2020
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goofy penis

when you bounce on yo home boy dick and it breaks
by johngreenballs February 8, 2022
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Goop Chain

Goop Chain refers to when a person typically someone under the influence of narcotics will begins freaking out or acting in an aggressive manner
Oh man, This dude’s off the Goop Chain, He just knocked over a beef jerky rack!
by He Who Walks April 17, 2022
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goofy ahh grandma

Grandma of Quandale Dingle, otherwise known as Croissanna Pantaloons got stuck in the elevator on Septemer 11th
by oogaoogaoogachaka May 7, 2022
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