goon

Word given to one of incredibly annoying curiosity and ignorance.

God Ryan, stop asking me so many questions, you're being such a goon.

by PXC2012 May 10, 2010

goon [goonball] [goons]

A nerd or loser who attended priory school in Lewes England, typically hanging out on the tennis courts playing football.

Ha look at that goon goonball goons who's up for a spot of goonball?

by I'm not Sam Knight April 4, 2009

goons

A shorthand name for "crab rangoons," a delicious, deep fried chinese appetizer.

I'm going to have to drop a major deuce after all of those goons I ate at lunch.

by Jeff_A May 1, 2008

Gooning

chronic use of long articulated words for no apperent reason.

goon - i fucking hate her with the white hot intensity of 1000 suns.
normal person - you're gooning again.

by angel face ;) April 11, 2010

Goons

Large, sweaty, and super-saggy titties possibly covered in warts. Don't forget the hairy areolas.

"Damn, that girl's got a fat ass. But those titties gotta go... They're a couple of goons."

by The Littlelest Pig August 11, 2010

Gooned

To be extremely high

I'm really gooned right now.

by Scepterwolf December 18, 2019

goon

A strong alcoholic beverage

the goon beat me again last night

by Ænimal February 25, 2004