Goldfish

A person or experience that was supposed to be way better than it actually was; a disappointment; something or someone who didn't measure up to reasonable expectations; not a whale

A-"We should have a shamoo riding contest!"
B-"I bet you'd be good at that."
A-"I've never ridden a whale before!"
B-"Oh yeah you've only ridden boys."
A-"No more like I've only ridden Goldfish, I mean compared to a whale..."

by Oh Geeze October 30, 2008

the snack who smiles back goldfish

It is a realy stupid thing that will make you want to die

the snack who smiles back goldfish

by mobymax December 16, 2017

Goldfish

When a guy bites a girls nipples and it gives her sexual stimulation.

Girl: Give me goldfish

by sexyboo August 29, 2010

goldfish

to eat alot or all of something just because it's there. Refers to what happens when you put too much fish food into the fish bowl - the gold fish will eat until it dies.

I had to step away from the buffet table before I goldfished all the mini hotdogs.

by redpenqueen November 12, 2012

Goldfish

the girl/guy who has a significant other, but its not important because they have that magical something that makes you disregard that obstacle.
Guy: "We should go on a date."

Girl: "I have a boyfriend."
Guy: "Well I have a goldfish."
Girl: "What?"
Guy: "I'm sorry I thought we were talking about things that don't matter."

Friend: "Who are you texting?"
Friend 2: "Goldfish."
Friend: "Doesn't she have a boyfriend?"

Friend 2: "Exactly."

by Atilla the Hans September 16, 2013

Goldfish

The snack that smiles back...

Me: okay brain, I'm gonna sleep

Brain: Okay

Me: So you have to be quiet

Brain: Okay

Me:

Brain:

Me:

Brain:

Me: -half asleep-

Brain: The snack that smiles back!

Me: *Yells* GOLDFISH!

by Galaxy1412 June 4, 2016

Goldfish Roulette

The proccess of setting up bong zilla.(Beer bong with big funnel atached to many tubes) Then having you and your friends drink from the tubes, as someone pours a pitcher of beer with a goldfigh into the top. You may use mutiple fish and more beer and your choosing.

Dan- Dude did you see Ryan swallow the goldfish when we played goldfish roulette.
Moe- Yeah I was literally rolling on the floor laughing
Connor- We all were

Ryan- I took it like a champ though

by Popsdock May 31, 2016