Goid

1:A retarded version of the word "good".
2:A typo caused by horribel spaling.

1: Dat pancake goid
2:i catched a goid fish!

by NewtonPL November 5, 2019

godsmacked

also known as Karma, when you do some stupid shit and, almost instantly, something bad happens right back to you. Gods way of keeping perfect balance.

This chick wouldn't let me use her bathroom at her house party! So, when I finally got in, I locked the door and dropped an upper decker in her toilet. Pleased with my actions, I kept the door locked and left through the bathroom window, only to fall face first into her muddy ass garden. I was thouroughly Godsmacked!

by helluvaguy May 24, 2008

Godsi

a sexy man, beautiful in appearance. the greatest human specimen that could ever be. many believe him to be the messiah. also intelligent, funny, and just the nicest guy you could ever meet, but only when he wants to be.

'that man is so sexy, he is such a Godsi'

'you are really funny; a true Godsi'

by amazingtruthteller January 15, 2012

godspeed you black emperor!

best band..EVER!

by shut up May 16, 2003

Gods Vagina

Only the best kind of weed you could smoke.
Crystally,hairy,and dank as fuck. This is the stuff you want to smoke. Nuff Said

"Smell it its like gods vagina"

"Dude your trippin ballz"
"I know i smoked gods vagina"

by Epic09 October 30, 2008

nectar of the gods

mountain dew

pairs well with call of duty and Doritos

¨gimme that sweet, sweet, nectar of the gods¨

by bimbo baggies 2435 May 10, 2018

swear to gods

A phrase similar to 'swear to god'. Usually used by Hindus, as they are polytheistic and believe in many gods.

Raj: Hey dude, did you know that lions sleep for 20 hours a day?

Vikram: Woah, really??

Raj: Yep. I swear to gods.

by avnish May 12, 2010