goober 

boyfriend who is a complete asshole yet at the same time so incredibly attractive

Greg is a goober since he didn't call.

goober by pissed February 20, 2003

goober 

A person named flint. An idiot of course and has no balls.

BOY: hey, i only have $1 and i need a day pass.
BUS DRIVER: Sure, you seem like a nice goober to me.

goober by rusty shacklford July 27, 2004

goober 

The offspring of two particular cutiepies named Josh and Sydney. Goobers, in this proper context, are ridiculously cute; with the boys often resembling Dierks Bentley - country singer and stud extraordinaire. The first goober is expected to arrive on February 3rd, 2007.

"... sorry... I'll be busy on February 3rd. We'll be in the hospital... having the first goober!"

goober by The Patriarch de Goobers December 9, 2008

goober 

many of something; a lot of one thing

He has a goober of money.

goober by nyke January 17, 2008

goober 

See twink

goober by Anonymous November 10, 2002

goober 

Another name for Mike

Mike: "Yo!"
Karie: "you are such a goober"

goober by Dally January 25, 2005

goober 

a term for Haitian people that isn't usually said with good intentions.

"He's such a goober. He can't even match when he wears black and white."

goober by KK From Around the Way May 14, 2005