goober

boyfriend who is a complete asshole yet at the same time so incredibly attractive

Greg is a goober since he didn't call.

by pissed February 20, 2003

goober

A person named flint. An idiot of course and has no balls.

BOY: hey, i only have $1 and i need a day pass.
BUS DRIVER: Sure, you seem like a nice goober to me.

by rusty shacklford July 27, 2004

goober

The offspring of two particular cutiepies named Josh and Sydney. Goobers, in this proper context, are ridiculously cute; with the boys often resembling Dierks Bentley - country singer and stud extraordinaire. The first goober is expected to arrive on February 3rd, 2007.

"... sorry... I'll be busy on February 3rd. We'll be in the hospital... having the first goober!"

by The Patriarch de Goobers December 9, 2008

[goober]

One who is very tall, goofy, often an athlete. Can be found complaining and recieving very little respect.

"SOMEONE COVER THAT GOOBER!!" - coach

by reverend esteban December 20, 2008

goober

many of something; a lot of one thing

He has a goober of money.

by nyke January 17, 2008

goober

See twink

by Anonymous November 10, 2002

goober

Another name for Mike

Mike: "Yo!"
Karie: "you are such a goober"

by Dally January 25, 2005