glazed ears

When the beef curtains are so large that after eating her box you have glazed ears.
I went down on this chic last night and came up with glazed ears.
by Captain Underpaints February 04, 2015
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Glaze Factor

The amount of times a person is thought of as a fantasy subject by men masterbating per week.
GLAZE FACTOR = the number of men getting off X the amount of times they masterbate to the subject per day X 7 days
That is a very pretty pollce officer, with the amount men she works with and the amount of men she sees in public weekly I bet that her glaze factor is well over 100
by Captaincool149 December 04, 2021
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Glazed Tuna

When you find a fish and slip it in butter to slide up your asshole.
I gave my self an old Glazed tuna last night. I've been shitting out scales all day.
by JRfoR34Lnigga July 13, 2014
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glazed ring

A pussy which is full of oil.
Man, I fucked a glazed ring last night.
by Chester 101 June 13, 2019
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teen glazing

When some guy cums all over a girl so they look glazed like a donut
"hey have you been teen glazing yet?"
by Zyrexel April 16, 2016
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Glaze the Biscuits

Busting a thick nut on a chick’s big old titties.
I’m gonna glaze the biscuits when Rachel gets home. I haven’t nutted for three weeks. She’s in for some ropes tonight.
by Eaton Holgoode November 29, 2018
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Sexual Glaze

When you ejaculate onto an old-fashioned donut.
Russ: "This glazed donut tastes different. I thought I told you pick up some old-fashioned donuts"

Jim: "I did, but then I added some sexual glaze to them"
by jimcool126 September 19, 2012
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