giraffe

long neck bois

"I went to the zoo and saw a giraffe!"
"What? I thought those were fake!"

by anidiotwithacomputer July 13, 2020

Giraffe on a tight rope

Being extremely under Pressure or very nervous

Example 1: you’re like a giraffe on a tight rope.

Example 2: you’re more nervous than a giraffe on a tight rope, what’s wrong?

Example 3: there’s a big test coming soon and I feel like a giraffe on a tight rope.

by Rosie python July 26, 2020

giraffe's ass

What you are higher than when you are good and fucked up.

"Remember that day I ate that whole edible by myself? I was Higher than a giraffe's ass."

by Felicityfartwell October 9, 2020

giraffe midget condom

A condom that fits both a Giraffe and a disabled midget.

Wow that really need a Giraffe midget condom.

by anonymous January 15, 2023

Sexy giraffe

Sexy giraffe is a term used referring to the sexiest member of the giraffe society. (Grandma Tori)

Did you see 'sexy giraffe' yesterday at the mall?? I didn't know she could get even hotter!

by Boopdesnoop April 18, 2018

The giraffe down and grab

When a girl stretches her long ass neck down and bites off your dick while grabbing your balls. Sometimes swallowing the dick she then proceeds to regurgitate it into the anus of that poor victim.

Gerald: I got the giraffe down and grab yesterday.
Tom:Well fuck....

by goochy goochy February 22, 2018

Mythical Giraffe

The process of going out with a coke head who likes to climb on top and chuckle-fuck.

"I just went on a date with a Mythical Giraffe. It was awesome" slay

by Guy Alex August 28, 2022