ghost facebooking

When someone on your facebook friend's list is logged on to facebook but the chat status reads as offline.

I know she's online on facebook cause she's adding new friends and liking other people's status lines. Why she gotta be ghost facebooking man?

by Caballo viejo September 14, 2011

Ghost Luggage

Guido-type jacked guy who walks around with him arms extended and fists clenched like he is carrying invisible luggage. Usually found on a beach.

Just passed by three dudes carrying ghost luggage, must be getting closer to the Jersey shore.

by the franciscan friar October 8, 2013

ghost voice

when you think you hear your friend next to you say something but it turns out they didn't

-hey dude did you just say "this is your destiny?"

-no?!?

-oh must have been a ghost voice

by fyfy2300 October 12, 2013

Ghost scissor kicks

When two paraplegic lesbians take off their prosthetics and have sex.

Jill and Mary finally consummated their special gay marriage with undulating ghost scissor kicks.

by Chevitz July 21, 2014

Ghost-Chairing

When You Move A Chair With your Feet while sitting across the desk And Say There's a "Ghost chair!"

Person 1: YO DAWG THE CHAIR IS MOVING BY ITS SELF!
Person 2: YO THAT CRAZY OH WAIT YOUR Ghost-Chairing!

by James & Matthew March 14, 2020

Trouser Ghost

When you emit toxic fumes from your behind, and it comes out of your trouser leg.

Emma: ... can you smell that?
Fred: Yeah, sorry, trouser ghost.
Emma: ew.

by TwoMuffinsInAnOven November 7, 2009

Sheet Ghost

A ghost ranging in size, that unexpectadly pops up underneath your sheets usualy halfway down while your in bed.

This rare ghost apperars while: Watching pornography in bed, looking at a poster of a hot chick while in bed and if you really need to piss while still in bed.

Still dont get it?

It's your fucking dick gone hard while your in bed.

Man 1- I was watching some hot porn the other day in bed, and I got the biggest fucking sheet ghost.

Man 2- Dude, why the fuck did you have to tell me?

Man 1- Cause it's for the urban ditionary example.

Man 2- Oh, so thats why my parents named me Man 2.

Man 1-What parents?

by Capt.LOL September 10, 2011