guido

italain men who liek to listen to anything they can pump their fists too. they spend way too much time at the gym,clubbing or at a tanning salon than they do in english class. they say words like cawfee. words that come to mind when saying guido: blow out,designer sunglasses, tight pants/capris, hair gel, armani, techno, sea side heights (nj) and big gold jelwery. when you see a guido with a blown out hair style and double layered wife beaters (aka. guinnea tee's), they are usually fallowed by a trashy group of girls with their hair dyed, nails done, high heels, belly buttons pierced, too much hair spray and too bug sunglasses, fallowed by the stench of armani perfume, those are the guidettes.

"hey that kid better be careful his hair could poke someones eye out, or his pumping fist could punch someone"
"he likes it, hes a guido"

by jurban June 26, 2007

guido

Any italian guy who spikes his hair, wears baggy jeans, has a relative in the mob, loves glow sticks, takes myspace/facebook pictures shirtless, loves clubbing, and thinks hes the shit. He's not.

(in club)
guido- oh yeah, bitches, watch me freaking rave!
nearby girl- fag.

by guidos are gross. April 19, 2009

guido trash

A guido, spikey hair'd fake tanned juicehead rodent, but much worse.

Holy crap! Did you go to GuidoTrash.com and see that guy? He is the epidemy of Guido Trash!

by joeyyyyyy guido December 19, 2008

guido

people who think they're cool even though they're not very good dancers, have out of style haircuts, and are extremely greasy.

If you go to a dance club, you are bound to see guidos attempting to dance and sweating and smelling funny.

by Fankie C January 15, 2007

guido

small cocky gorilla/monkey like creatures that are associated with the maub and have extremely small dicks but say that they are huge, 65% of the time all guidos have in their pants is a deep, pink, fish-taco smelling tunnel, this tunnel blows out a fish-taco smelling wind after the guido is through with his mexican slave (Fabio)in the bed

G-Man:i cant wait to go whack those guidos
J-dizzay:then we'll go get some posey
G-Man:giggidy,giggidy,gggooooo!!!!!!

by guido killa March 28, 2008

Guido Calhoun

A slur for a person of both Irish and Italian descent.

"Yo, where'd Patty and Gina go?"
"They're in the bathroom, making little Guido Calhouns."

by Imbnd July 25, 2007

guido

lame wannabe italian guys.

robert is a guido because of the way he dresses

by james girado September 16, 2009