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garage groupie

Most commonly found in the NASCAR world.

1. Teeny boopers - most commonly fans of Kasey Kahne, Brian Vickers, and Kyle Busch who know little about racing and clog up racing message boards with messages such as "He's so cute, does he havea girlfriend".

2. Generally know very little about racing including who is in the points lead.

3. Still live with their parents and operate under the delusion that they will some day hook up with their driver of choice.

4. Pathetic losers.
Example:

The posters at Kasey Kahne.com are a bunch of pathetic garage groupies.
by Anti-Garage April 16, 2005
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garage pop

catchy music that sounds like it was recorded on a cassette tape (which had already been used as a mix tape 20+ times so its worn out)
GOD: damn, this shit's catchy.. but it sounds like shit.. like somebody literally took a shit on this recording..

JESUS: yeah man, it's garage pop !!!
by ThirtyNitesOfMX February 19, 2009
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salami garage

excuse me maam, how much would it cost to valet my meat in your salami garage for the night?
by crank bait November 12, 2009
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midnight garage sale

Unwanted but still usable items and objects left at the curb or in the alley for other people to take.
Sheila was lucky to find a small bookshelf for her new apartment at the midnight garage sale.

We don't need that old pot anymore. Put it in the midnight garage sale.
by MamaBear63 July 22, 2010
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Ghetto Garage Sale

When one of the neighbors get evicted and you pick through their things after the landlord puts their stuff on the lawn.
"Awesome dragon shaped coffee table dude! Where did you get it? Ghetto garage sale man."
by CynWrenn September 10, 2011
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Mr Happy's Flappy Garage

An expression used to describe a vagina.
Lianne: Are you pulling into Mr happy's flappy garage tonight? Fuels on me ;)

James: Yes.
by hotbitchesmotherphucker October 31, 2011
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Two Cock Garage

A synonym for one's mouth.
Wife: I think we should go to the store.

Husband: I think you should shut your two cock garage.
by Stoney Shaun January 5, 2008
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