Guacamiles

The realest man is every comment section. He never lies and always speaks facts regardless of the topic. He also has unlimited knowledge

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2: Yeah man that guy is so smart!!

by Guacamiles January 22, 2021

guacamil

a very good friend, almost like a sister or brother separated at birth. a person you are very close to. whom you can tell all your secrets to.

That girl is my guacamil, we are like Paris and Nicole, only better.

by berniedette October 7, 2007

guacamolvi

Desi (Pakistani/Indian) styled guacamole served at trendy engagements and weddings.

Dude, did you have some of that GUACAMOLVI!? The U-Illinois med student told me about it.

by msa sisters 4 lyfe June 10, 2009

guacamullet

(n) A Mexican with a mullet.

"Hey check out Hector, he's got sweet guacamullet.

by ATOWN4LIFE September 30, 2007

Guacamoleniggapenis

To Guacamoleniggapenis is the act of microwaving a fully ripened avocado then inserting the massive seed into your {rectum} while {penetrating} the warm smooth fruit. Once you fill the crevice where the seed once lied with your massive fountain of cum, put the no longer virgin avocado into a bowl, crush up the fertalized fruit and feed it to your friends and family. Amen

Andrew's mother caught him Guacamoleniggapenising himself on the kitchen counter.

by TheHappySmasher April 15, 2019

gwakamoley

a type of food more commonly spelled: guacamole. u know the green stuff that can be a chip dip. how the spellingly challenged ppl spell it.

dude gimme some gwakamoley

by GK January 25, 2005

Guatamalen Raincoat

A poor substitute for a raincoat or poncho. Often paper grocery bags or plastic garbage bags.

Did you see that homeless woman with the paper bags on?

Yeah dude she has a total Guatamalen Raincoat going on.

by Harry Botter July 8, 2012